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Attitude Jokes

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Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

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I'm black in complexion, not dark in color.

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When I said "I was afraid of the dentist", I meant the bill.

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We must pay for the mistakes of our youth… at the drugstore.

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Our conscience is clear- we don't use it.

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I'm not trying to boss you around just do what I say.

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I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

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I think that if I died and went straight to hеll it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore.

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Sure, I may be slow, but I do lousy work.

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Relationship status: Autocorrect changes my girl to my grill.

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Relationship Status: I'm a Rubik's Cube. Now try and figure me out.

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You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles.

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Updating your relationship status in public is fine. Updating your relationship problems in public is stupidity.

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Baseball is my favorite sport, because you can play it on a professional level with food in your mouth.

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I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.

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The main thing I want this holiday season is for someone to wake me when it's over.

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The Italian boxing team boycotted the Olympics when they heard it was going to be one on one.

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Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:
" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

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Where does one apply to be a "kept man"?

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I always knew that I could never be a lawyer because of my inability to pass a bar.

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