Attitude Jokes

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Our conscience is clear- we don't use it.

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Attitude Jokes

I'm not trying to boss you around just do what I say.

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Attitude Jokes

I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes Attitude Jokes

I think that if I died and went straight to hеll it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore.

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Office and Work Jokes Attitude Jokes

Sure, I may be slow, but I do lousy work.

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Office and Work Jokes Attitude Jokes

Relationship status: Autocorrect changes my girl to my grill.

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Relationship Jokes Attitude Jokes

Relationship Status: I'm a Rubik's Cube. Now try and figure me out.

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Relationship Jokes Attitude Jokes

You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles.

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Office and Work Jokes Attitude Jokes

Updating your relationship status in public is fine. Updating your relationship problems in public is stupidity.

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Relationship Jokes Attitude Jokes

Baseball is my favorite sport, because you can play it on a professional level with food in your mouth.

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Sports Jokes Food Jokes Attitude Jokes

Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

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Office and Work Jokes Attitude Jokes

When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, "A very good doctor".

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Attitude Jokes

The get rich or die trying philosophy on life is going terribly one sided for me.

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Attitude Jokes Philosophy Jokes

To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're fат, that is so female…

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Jokes about Women Attitude Jokes Fat Jokes

When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Attitude Jokes

How many more times are my kids going to ask me if I know where something is before they realize they're asking the wrong parent?

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Kids Jokes Attitude Jokes

I get it ladies, I had abs before I had kids too.

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Kids Jokes Attitude Jokes

I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the вееr into the bottom shelf of the fridge.

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Office and Work Jokes Attitude Jokes Beer Jokes

Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.

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Office and Work Jokes Attitude Jokes

THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

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Friendship Jokes Attitude Jokes