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Dictionary For Women’s Personal Ads
40ish ………………… 49
Adventurous …………… Slept with all your mates
Athletic ……………… No Tits
Average looking ……….. Has a face like an arse
Beautiful …………….. Pathological liar
Contagious smile ………. Does a lot of pills
Educated ……………… Fuскеd to death at college
Emotionally secure …….. On medication
Feminist ……………… Fat
Friendship first ………. Former sluт/born again virgin
Fun ………………….. Annoying
Gentle ……………….. Dull
Good listener …………. Autistic
New Age ………………. Body hair problems
Old fashioned …………. No вlоw jobs or anal
Open minded …………… Desperate
Outgoing ……………… Loud and embarrassing
Passionate ……………. Sloppy drunk
Poet …………………. Depressive
Professional ………….. Bitch
Romantic ……………… Frigid
Social ……………….. Fаnny like a clowns pocket
Voluptuous ……………. Very fat
Large lady ……………. Hugely Fat
Wants soul-mate………… Stalker
Widow ………………… Murderer

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My daughter asked me how to spell “Orange” today.
“O-R-A-N-G-E” I replied.
Without missing a beat, she says “No, I mean the colour, not the fruit.”
Her тiтs aren’t even that great.

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What Can A Соw Do That A Woman Can't?
Stand Up To Her Тiтs In Water Without Getting Her Fаnny Wet!

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A girl just walked past me who was so pretty I forgot to look at her тiтs.

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B*tch that smile is as fake as ur тiтs.

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Sports bras are meant to stop women’s тiтs from jiggling up and down when they’re jogging.
They ought to re-name them ‘Spoil Sport Bras.’

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I got chatting to a bird in a club she said, “I’m sick of men agreeing with everything I say just ’cause I’ve got big тiтs.”
I said, “Yeah, I hate that.”

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I was chatting to the girl sitting next to me on the train this morning.
For some reason, I couldn’t understand a single word that was coming out of her тiтs.

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I tried to watch some old videos of Angelina Jolie with her тiтs out on You Tube.
But they’d been removed.

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Little Johnny is not very happy at his nursery school, so the teacher takes him to one side and gives him a nice little cuddle.
After a while, Johnny says,”Do you have тiтs?”
“Of course I do,” says the nursery school teacher. “Every woman has, er, вrеаsтs.”
“Good,” says Little Johnny, “I like тiтs. Do you think you could bring them in with you tomorrow?

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Nice тiтs!! What color are your niррlеs? Brown or Pink?

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Some bad news for the woman with three тiтs today.
She’s just found out she’s pregnant with quadruplets.

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Which bird gives others воnеrs?
Blue тiтs!!!

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I answered the door last night and there was a group of girls standing in the porch with a bag full of alcohol.
“We’re here for the party.” they smiled.
“The house is already busy,” I said, swigging my lager, “But I’ll let you in if you show me your тiтs.”
So they all showed me their тiтs and said, “Can we come in now?”
I said, “You can if you want but the party’s next door.”

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Once a nun was taking a bath when someone knocked on the door,
"Who is it?"
" It's the blind man, can I come in?"
She decides to let him,
"Okay"
She says, he walked in and says:
"Nice тiтs, now where do you want me to hang the blind?"

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I was talking to a fат lass with huge тiтs last night.
“My eyes are up here…” I said, as she looked down at the kebab in my hand.

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Pay attention 007.
This may look like a perfectly normal pen, but flip it upside down …
And you can see her тiтs!

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There's a reason it's called "girls gone wild" and not "women gone wild". When girls go wild, they show their тiтs. When women go wild, they кill men and drown their kids in a tub.

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Welcome to Inappropriate Club
First, I’d just like to say that Jane’s тiтs look amazing today.

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A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Соw Disease. “Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?”
“Sure. Do you know the bulls only sсrеw the cows once a year?”
“Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what’s the relationship between this and Mad Соw?”
“And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?”
“Mr. Brown, that’s interesting, but, what’s the point?”
“Lady, the point is this: if I’m playing with your тiтs twice a day, but only fсuкing you once a year, wouldn’t you go fсuкing mad, too?”

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