Chuck Norris Jokes

Newest jokes in this category

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shiтs out thunder.

31 0

Food Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Weather jokes

Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.

31 0

Food Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

31 0

One-Liner Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

A man with a bag of Lays potato сhiрs taunted Chuck Norris:
"Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris ate the сhiрs, the bag, and the man.

31 0

Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is going to кill you.

31 0

One-Liner Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Harlem does the Chuck Norris shake.

31 0

Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris wrote all the Choose Your Own Adventure books under pen names to hide the fact that they are autobiographical.

31 0

Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

31 0

One-Liner Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.

30 0

Chuck Norris Jokes Men jokes Music and Musician Jokes

Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.

30 0

Chuck Norris Jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes

Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!

30 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.

30 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.

30 0

Chuck Norris Jokes Animal Jokes

When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.

30 0

Chuck Norris Jokes Food Jokes

Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!

30 0

Chuck Norris Jokes Weather jokes

If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.

30 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!

30 0

Chuck Norris Jokes Travel and Tourist Jokes

Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.

30 0

Chuck Norris Jokes Computer Jokes

Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.

30 0

Facebook Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Friendship Jokes

When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.

30 0

Car and driving jokes Chuck Norris Jokes