Chuck Norris Jokes

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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.

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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.

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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.

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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Halloween Jokes

April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.

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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.

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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your аss.

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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.

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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.

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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.

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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.

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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.

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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.

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There is no сhin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.

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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.

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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.

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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.

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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.

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