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Chuck Norris Jokes

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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes Science jokes

Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!

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Chuck Norris Jokes Animal Jokes

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Travel and Tourist Jokes

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".

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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Dad Jokes

Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Men jokes

Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.

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Chuck Norris once went to court for a сriме, the judge pleaded guilty.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Lawyer Jokes

If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Superhero Jokes

A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.

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Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Insult Jokes

Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.

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Chuck Norris Jokes