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In an average living room there are 1, 242 objects Chuck Norris could use to кill you, including the room itself

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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."

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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.

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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.

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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.

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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.

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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".

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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.

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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.

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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.

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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not кill.

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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.

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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."

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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.

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