Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

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Q: Why did my wife cross the road?
A: To go back to the first shoe shop we went in three вlооdy hours ago.

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Q: Why did the calf cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

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Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: He was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Yo momma's so slow when she crossed the street she got a parking ticket.

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Why did the potato cross the road?
He saw a fork up ahead.

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Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side - er, no - to go shopping - no, not that either - dамn it.

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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.

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Q: Why did the monkey cross the road?
A: So he could get spanked.

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Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road?
A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.

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Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road?
A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.

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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.

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Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: I don't know, and neither does she.

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Why did the sемеn cross the road?
Because I wore the wrong sock today.

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Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across?
A: A double dirтy crosser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To have hot sеx with the perverted farmer.

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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...

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Q: Why did the white man cross the road?
A: To steal our land and enslave our children.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

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Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?

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Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: He saw some dog food.

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