Dark Humor Jokes

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My favorite movie is Titanic...
...my favorite character is the ice berg.

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knock knock. orphan: whos there? not your parents

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Why are friends like balloons?
When you stab them, they die.

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The man who created autocorrecthas died.
Restaurant in peace!

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Oh daddy, I love you so much!
Hey, until we get the DNA test, I’m just Harry to you!

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Why was the boy sad?
Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street.
They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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Why is Osama dead?
He got shot.

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Why did Susie start shaking?
She had continuous seizures.

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What's black and twelve inches long?
A Maglite.

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What did the raisin say to the toaster?
Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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He: Did it hurt?
She: Did what hurt?
He: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is really fuскеd up.

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Boy - I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl - It's in the phone book.
Boy - But I don't know your name.
Girl - That's in the phone book too.

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Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it

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What did the carrot say to the other carrot?
We are both carrots.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him why the long face..
They horse unable to understand English shiтs on the floor and leaves.

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If there are 3 apples and johnny takes 3, how many does johnny have? It doesn't matter, he was hit by a train

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Last Christmas,
I gave you my heart,
The very next day,
Your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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