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While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s ваlls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the missing теsтiсlе with a pickled onion.
Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup. “How’s your sеx life?” asked the doctor.
“Pretty good,” the man said, to the doctor’s obvious relief.
But then the patient added, “I’ve had some strange side effects that are causing serious problems.”
“What’s that?” the doctor asked anxiously.
“Well, every time I urinate, my eyes water.”
“Hmm,” said the doctor, thoughtfully.
“That’s not all,” continued the patient. “When my wife does me оrаlly, she gets heartburn.”
“Hmm,” said the doctor, as his face reddened.
“It gets worse, Doc. Now, every time I pass a hamburger stand….I get an еrестiоn!”
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Тексасец на посещение в Япония си поръчва гейша за през нощта. Geschäftsmann in Japan Τάκα μάκα , τάκα μάκα ... A famous American golfer is invited to go to China for a golfing tournament. Un homme d'affaires américain se rend en France pour une réunion. De passagem por Tóquio, mesmo sem saber uma só palavra em japonês, o executivo brasileiro ainda assim conseguiu levar para o hotel uma garota que, por sua vez, só falava japonês. Na cama, o orgulho do nosso herói cresceu ainda mais, pois a garota não... Det stora lastfartyget lade till i en afrikansk stad. En av sjömännen som gick iland fick tag på en afrikansk skönhet, och det tog inte lång stund förrän de hamnade i säng. Under hela akten,... Ein Deutscher, der auf Geschäftsreise ist, schleppt in einer japanischen Disko eine kleine hübsche Japanerin ab. Als sie später in seinem Hotel „voll dabei“sind, da schreit das Mädchen ständig... Een zakenman gaat op reis naar Japan en na drie avonden alleen op zijn hotel kamer gezeten te hebben nodigt hij een dame van plezier uit. Hij gaat flink met deze dame aan de slag en op een gegeven... Un uomo, dopo un duro giorno di lavoro, decide che ha bisogno di un po’ di relax e decide di andare in una casa di appuntamenti. Non appena entrato la tenutaria gli dice: “Guardi che abbiamo una... An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: "Hoshimota! Hoshimota!" He can't quite remember what the word... Egy üzletember Japánba utazik, hogy új üzleteket találjon. Este, mivel unatkozik egyedül a hotelban, hív egy call-girl-t. A hölgy hamarosan megérkezik a szobájába, és rövidesen kellemes... En golftokig svensk hade tagit ledigt från spelandet ett tag för att resa ner till Tokyos glädjekvarter. Han hade hört att japanskorna var något alldeles speciellt och det dröjde inte heller länge... Een zakenman leert in een Japanse discotheek een knap japans meisje kennen. Ze gaan samen naar zijn hotelkamer en na een paar drinks gaan ze met elkaar naar bed. Tijdens de daad roept het meisje... A man goes to Japan for a week for a job. That night in his hotel room he thinks, I'm going to be here for a week, might as well get a hooker. When they start she starts yelling "Nagasaki hai!"... Once there was a indian business man, anant. His boss was over in Japan at the moment and because there was a meeting he went over to Japan. Once he got there his boss sent him a key for a motel... Ένας επιτυχημένος επιχειρηματίας πάει στην Ιαπωνία για κάτι δουλειές. Φτάνει το απόγευμα και είχε την επόμενη μέρα ένα σημαντικό ραντεβού και μετά, σε περίπτωση που έκλεινε τη συμφωνία, μια παρτίδα...
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Con la idea de darle una sorpresa a su marido, una señora pasa a la oficina de su esposo sin avisar. Al abrir la puerta lo encontró con su secretaria sentada en su regazo. Sin titubear, el marido...
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This lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a man named Ian McKegney. About half an hour after they take off, Ian sneezed. He calmly opened his fly, took out his реnis and wiped it with a handkerchief. The lady was shocked but a little too shy to say anything.
About 15 minutes later, Ian sneezed again and then once more opened his fly, grabbed his реnis and wiped it off. The lady could not beleive it, and being to shy to mention it, she thought to herself, "If he does that again, I'm definitely going to mention it."
Well, guess what? About 10 minutes later, Ian sneezed again and proceeded as before. She turned to Ian and said, "That is disgusting! Must you do that in front of me?" Ian apologized and explained that it was a medical condition, "Every time I sneeze, I have an оrgаsм," he explained.
"Really, what do you take for that?" she asked.
Ian replied, "Pepper."
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Тя излезе от банята, цялата в сексапил и ухание, закачливо го погледна и каза: "Schatz, ich bin frisch rasiert. Du weißt doch, was das bedeutet?" - "Ja man, dass der Abfluss schon wieder verstopft ist." Kvinnan förföriskt till sin man: - Älskling, nu har jag rakat mig mellan benen och du vet vad det betyder... - Ånej, då har en massa hår har täppt till avloppet i badrummet igen... Un gars rentre du boulot. Sa femme lui dit, en minaudant : - Chéri, je me suis rasé le minou. Tu sais ce que cela veut dire ? - Euh…Faut que je débouche le siphon. C’est ça ?
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