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I'll change my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post сrаррy posts,and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this
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How fast you can guess the words?
1. BOO_S
2. _ _ NDOM
3. F_ _ K
4. P_N_S
5. PU_S_
6. S_X

books, random, fork, pants, pulse, six - You dirтy minded freak!
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A baby is never a „surprise" or "mistake! You had sex without a condom. What did you expect?  "A plasma tv?"
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This is how the black hole eats space and time. Follow me for more "quantum physics for dummies" tips
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You kids, nowadays are lucky. Backin my day you had to fight thru huge bushes to get to the pussy
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Jesus Karen, that's not what the guy meant
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Пено, човека нямаше предвид ТАКАВА снимка
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She’s gorgeous, she just has one small flaw.
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Страхотна е, има само един малък недостатък. Прекрасна е, има само еден мал дефект. Es bellísima, solo tiene un pequeño defecto. Она красавица, у неё только один маленький недостаток. Sie ist wunderschön, sie hat nur einen kleinen Makel. Elle est magnifique, elle a juste un petit défaut. Είναι πανέμορφη, απλώς έχει ένα μικρό ελάττωμα. Bellissima, ha solo un piccolo difetto. Çok güzel, sadece küçük bir kusuru var. Вона неймовірно гарна, має лише один маленький недолік. Ela é lindíssima, só tem um pequeno defeito. Ona jest piękna, ma tylko jedną małą wadę. Hon är jättefin, hon har bara en liten brist. Ze is prachtig, ze heeft alleen een klein minpuntje. Нun er smuk, hun har bare en lille fejl. Нun er nydelig, hun har bare en liten feil. Hän on upea, hänellä on vain yksi pieni vika. Gyönyörű, csak van egy apró hibája. E frumoasă, are doar un mic defect. Je nádherná, má jen jednu malou vadu. Ji nuostabi, tik turi vieną mažą trūkumą. Viņa ir skaista, tikai viņai ir viens mazs trūkums. Prekrasna je, ima samo jednu malu manu.
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $10.00
He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks.
"Can I help you?" she asks.
"I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs. "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."
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Walks Into a Bar... Menu мужик читает прейскурант в кафе на заправке: гамбургер-2$ ...... Όχι μασάζ Мъж влиза в бар и чете надпис: Влиза мъж в кафене и чете менюто: Мъж чете ценовата листа в кафене: Un homme entre dans un restoroute. Il rentre, s'assied au bar et voit une pancarte : AU MENU : Sandwich au thon : 2 , Branlette du chef : 5 Il demande à l'une des deux serveuses: - C'est vous qui faites les branlettes du chef ? - Oui pourquoi ? - Lavez-vous les mains et faites moi un... O mineirinho entra num boteco, e vê anunciando acima do balcão. Pão de queijo......2,00 Sanduiche de galinha3,00 Punheta............10,00 Checando na carteira para nao passar vergonha, ele vai até... O mineiro chega no buteco e ve anunciado: Sanduiche de queijo...............2,00 Reais Sanduiche de galinha.............3,00 Reais Punheta.............................10,00reais Checa quanto tem... Un homme va dans un bar et voit une pancarte inscrit dessus: "Bière : 3€ Sandwich : 7€ Masturbation : 30€" Alors l'homme s'installe à une table et accoste la  jolie serveuse: - Salut, c'est toi qui... C'est Toto qui marche dans la rue avec son père puis il dit: Toto: regarde papa un avion! Son père: oui Toto j'ai vu. Toto: regarde papa une voiture. Son père : oui Toto j'ai encore vu.  Toto:...
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A boss said to his secretary,
"I want to have sеx with you, but I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said,
"Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself."
She agrees. After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks,
"So what happened?"
She responds,
"The ваsтаrd used coins, so I'm still picking it up and he is still having sеx with me!"
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De directeur roept zijn secretaresse bij zich. "Daisy, ik stel je een verhoging voor. Het principe is eenvoudig. Ik werp 500 euro op de grond. Indien je die kan oprapen voor ik iets met je heb... Un homme aimerait coucher avec la plus belle femme de son travail. Le problème est que la jeune femme est déjà prise. Il va donc la voir et lui propose: - Si je te donne 100€, tu voudrais bien... Un patron propose à sa blonde secrétaire d’avoir un rapport sexuel avec elle : - « Je vais le faire très rapidement, je jetterais 1000€ sur le sol, je commencerai au moment où vous vous baisserez... Bula Ajunge sef si isi angajeaza o secretara Mult mai tanara, dar din pacate nedisponibila. O sorbea din priviri in fiecare zi si crapa de necaz Ca nu-i poate face nimic. Intr-o zi ajunge atat de...
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NAOMI: Did you know that my name spelled backwards is 'l MOAN'? That's just so funny because I love moaning.
LANA: You can just fuск off with your silly games.
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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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Кампување Strange Bed Fellows Three Men and a Bed три друга поехали отдыхать. в отеле им сказали, что свободен только один номер с одной, но... C'est l'histoire de trois mecs qui couchent dans une tente... Dans un camping, 3 potes dorment dans une même tente. Au petit matin, ils discutent : After a long day of winter sporting, we headed back to the ski lodge. As it was small, a cramped place to stay, we decided it was most fitting to sleep in the same bed. Myself in the middle and my two friends either side of me. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right woke up and said,... Det var 3 killar som delade madrass på LAN. På morgonen vaknar dem och den första säger: "Vilken skön dröm jag hade, kändes som att nån runka av mig". Den andra säger samma sak. Och den tredje säger: "Jag drömde att jag åkte skidor".
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My mate said he’s just bought his wife a 24 carat gold viвrатоr for her birthday...
He must be going soft in his old age...
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What's the difference between jam and jelly?
I can't jelly my diск up your аss.
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- I'm in a rush today. I'm meeting with my manager to discuss my annual pay rise. - Me too.
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Ai is going to be used to change the world. As a тооl to make the world better right? As a тооl to make the world better right?
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When your butthole hurts but you remember why
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Did You Know ? There is a breed of black chicken that Lay black eggs. Don't believe me ? Just Google Big Black Cocks
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I am not girls expert but all i can say that left one is married
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Не съм експерт по момичетата, но мога да кажа, че лявата е омъжена.
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This summer we didn’t pay for camping
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Това лято не плащахме за къмпинга Ова лето не плативме за кампувањето Este verano no pagamos por el camping Этим летом мы не платили за кемпинг Diesen Sommer haben wir niсhт fürs Camping bezahlt Cette année, la semaine de camping ne nous a rien coûté. Αυτό το καλοκαίρι δεν πληρώσαμε για το κάμπινγκ Quest’estate non abbiamo pagato per il campeggio Bu yaz kamp için para ödemedik Цього літа ми не платили за кемпінг Neste verão, não pagámos pelo acampamento Tego lata nie płaciliśmy za kemping I somras betalade vi inte för camping Denne sommer betalte vi ikke for camping Denne sommeren betalte vi ikke for camping Tänä kesänä emme maksaneet leirinnästä Idén nyáron nem fizettünk a kempingért Vara aceasta nu am plătit pentru camping Toto leto sme neplatili za kempovanie Toto léto jsme neplatili za kempování Šią vasarą nemokėjome už stovyklavietę Šovasar mēs nemaksājām par kempingu Ovog ljeta nismo plaćali kampiranje
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When I'm sitting on the toilet with a boner so | grab it with both hands and pretend Im flying a fighter jet
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Когато седя на тоалетната нaдъpbeн, хвана го с две ръце и се преструвам, че летя с изтребител
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