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Robot Воотy Call... Walks::
I enjoy long walks away from sand and water.

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Geek Воотy Call... Watch::
Can I watch while you Google yourself?

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Why does the TV like the remote?
Q: Why does the TV like the remote?
A: Because it turns it on!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Foul:
Hey ваве, I'd really like to foul you. High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Hole:
Hey ваве, can I take it to the hole? High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Defense:
Hey ваве, if you play man-to-man, I'll play zone. High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Handler:
Hey ваве, are you a good ball handler? High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Open:
Hey ваве, I'm just trying to open up a hole! High five!

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Two rednecks were sitting on their porch one afternoon and looked down at their dog who was licking his diск.
One of the the guys looked at the other and said,
"I wish that I could do that."
The other one then said,
'Don't be sтuрid, man - that dog would bite you!"

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Jоск Воотy Call... Resin:
Hey ваве, want to squeeze my resin bag? High five!

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An older single woman was shopping at the grocery store feeling lonely and hоrny. In the check out stand she noticed a young bagger and thought she might approach him. When he asked if he could take her groceries to her car she excitedly said, "Yes."
As they headed to the door she touched his arm and said, "I have an itchy p***y." The young man smiled and kept walking. Feeling he maybe he didn't understand when they reached the door she said again, "I have an itchy p***y!"
The young man smiled and started to look around the parking lot, so she tried one more time, "I have an itchy p***y!"
The young man turned and replied, "Lady you're going to have to point it out because all those import cars look alike to me!"

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Jоск Воотy Call... Soccer:
Hey ваве, soccer players can go for 90 minutes. High five!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Dribble:
I'd like to dribble on your field. Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Skills:
I hear you have good ball handling skills. Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Mouth:
I would like to approach your goalmouth. Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Poke:
How would you feel about a toe poke? Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Kick:
Want to see my banana kick? Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Passing:
Come on, I'm getting tired of passing to myself. Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Send:
Are you gonna let me send it through? Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Header:
First I'll do a header, then you do one. Goooaaalll!

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