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Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up?
Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.

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Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.

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Do you work at a cattery?
Because I wanna be covered in рussy.

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A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger.
The three start to build a watchtower. The stranger offers to take first watch. While the husband and wife gather driftwood on the sand, the stranger yells, "Hey! No sеx on the beach! Get back to work!"
The husband yells back, "We're not having sеx!"
Later, the stranger yells out to them again. Again, the husband yells back and corrects him. This happens several times during the stranger's shift.
Finally, the husband's takes his shift in the watch tower. His wife and the good-looking stranger make passionate love on the beach.
The husband on watch exclaims, "Wow, it really does look like f**king from up here!"

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I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

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Let's not mess with nature.
We are here to make babies.
So, let's get to it.

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I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

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Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

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Are you a shark?
Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.

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Brrr! My hands are cold.
Can I warm them in your heaving вrеаsтs?

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Do you squat here often?

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I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

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Trafic policeman: "Didn't you hear my whistle, madam?"
Woman driver: "Yes, but I don't like flirting while I'm driving."

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Two monsters went to a Halloween party.
Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"
The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."

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Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find.
Oh my God!
How did you find me?

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Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!

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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy"
Girl: "Why are you leaving?"

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Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"

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Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?"
The old woman replies shyly, "Depends... ."
"Depends on what?" he asks.
"On my bottom - where else?!"

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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

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