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As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter's
office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation.
"Oh, come on, quit joking," snickered one.
"You didn't really do that, did you?"
"You would never get through basic training," scoffed another.
The new recruit looked to his mother for help, but she was just gazing at him.
When she finally spoke, she simply asked,
"Do you really plan to make your own bed every morning?"

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What do you get if you cross a соw, a french fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato.

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Doctor to woman patient:
"Your husband is too fond of strong coffee. You should not give it to him."
Patient:
"But you should see how excited he gets when I give him weak coffee."

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Why was the horse all charged up?
It ate some haywire!

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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.

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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.

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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.

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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.

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What do you get when you eat a prune pizza?
Pizzeria!

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What are Women Really Thinking?
So many men, so few who can afford me.
Coffee, chocolate, men ... some things are just better rich.
Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
Guys have feelings too, But ... who cares?
And your point is?
Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".

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Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".

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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.

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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!

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Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, it took her an hour to make Minute Maid.

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Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with a yeast infection?
A: A whopper with cheese.

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Chuck Norris and Нiтlеr were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.

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Two cows were talking.One соw asked the other"
I wonder what hamburgers are made of?"
The other соw replied "YOUR MOM!

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