Horse jokes

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A Rabbi, a horse, and a leprechaun walk into a bar...
... And the bartender says,
"What do guys think this is, a joke?"

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Another horse walks into a bar
The barman says "why the long face?"
And the horse replies "because my entire family were killed and served to customers in Subway.

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I ordered a horse from a rancher, but got a mule.
Seems he half-assed it...

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So this guy comes in a smokeshop
So this guy comes in a smokeshop.
No wait! A horse!
So this guy comes in a horse

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Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?
He wanted stable employment

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Why is the Mississippi so wide?
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

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Where can you find a mormon horse?
Salt Liск City.

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A Republican, a Democrat, a Communist, a priest, a rabbi, an Imam, an African, a Caucasian, an Asian, a horse, a giraffe, an elephant, a fairy, an elf, and an unicorn walk into a bar...
The bar tender looks up
"What is this? A joke?"

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Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?
You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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What's a vegan's favorite animal?
A high horse

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