Kids Jokes

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When I was born, everyone was so happy.
Even the doctor said, ‘I think it’s a baby.’

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Kids Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

Our baby looks just like me.
But that’s OK, as long as he’s healthy.

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Kids Jokes

What do you give a cat for its birthday?
A catologue.

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Kids Jokes

What did stevie wonder’s mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture

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Kids Jokes

Mommy, Mommy!
"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?"
"Shut up and eat your corn flakes."

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Gross Jokes Kids Jokes

"Some plants," said the teacher, "have the prefix 'dog'. For instance, there is the dogrose, the dogwood, the dogviolet. Now name another plant prefixed by 'dog'."
"I can," shouted a blonde. "Collieflower!"

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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Kids Jokes Soccer Jokes

A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Kids Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes Halloween Jokes

Billy: What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots!!
Drew: Yes, it's really strange.
I've got another pair just like that at home.

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School Jokes Kids Jokes

Teacher: Kids what are something you have that make you happy?
Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy.
Kid 2: I have my friend to make me happy.
Teacher: What about you Sean?
Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy…

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When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.

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He’s been hitting the bottle for years.
He’ll be two tomorrow.

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Kids Jokes

‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’
‘Of course.
What else could it be?’

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Kids Jokes

When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.

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Kids Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class quietly as the students were composing a poem with their teacher. When she asked for an F-word that rhymed with "duck" he waved his hand feverishly.
The teacher frowned and passed him by. No kids, however, could offer her a solution. Finally she glared at Johnny and called on him.
Johnny put on his devlish grin and said, "An F-word that rhymes with duck is.... fluctuation."
The teacher blurted out, "No Johnny, that's suскs! I'm so sick of telling you what a little frigging a**hole you are!"

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Little Johnny Jokes School Jokes Kids Jokes Animal Jokes Student jokes

Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.

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Kids Jokes Make My Day Laughs Partying and Bad Behavior Jokes Father's Day Jokes

Q. What do gаy kids get for Christmas?
A. Еrестiоn Sets.

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Kids Jokes Sex Jokes Christmas Jokes

One day Pebbles Flintstone got scared and hopped in bed with Wilma and Fred.
She looked under the covers on Wilma's side and asked what that was and Wilma said well Pebbles thas my rock.
After that Pebbles looked on Fred's side and asked what that thing was down there and Fred replied thats my rock grinder.
So Pebbles layed there for a few minutes then sat up and said so mommy puts her rock in daddy's rock grinder and out pops PEBBLES! ! ! !

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Kids Jokes Sex Jokes

The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.

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When does a реdорhilе go to sleep?
When the big hand touches the small one.

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