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What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a toe truck.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says,
"My daddy's goy a car.
When he honks the horn it goes 'hоnкеy hоnкеy'".
Little white boy says,
"Shiт, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run niggа niggа run'".
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What's funnier than a zombie baby?
A zombie baby in a clown suit!
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A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the North side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
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The following conversation took place in school.
Teacher:
"So we are all descended from Adam and Eve."
Young kid:
"My dad says we came from apes."
Teacher:
"That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor.
A white family lives on the top floor.
A mexican family lives on the second floor.
A niggеr family lives on the botom floor.
At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it.
Which family lived?
The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like. Víte, jak dávají Číňani svým dětem jména? Pustí plechovku po schodech! How do Asians name their babies? They throw a can down the stairs.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
Ching chang chong ting.
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A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viаgrа.
Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.
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Q. What do you call a fake noodle?
A. An Impasta!
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Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife.
Boy:
- papa mom has died.
father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America
Boy :
- i thought i will give u a surprise.
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A mother and her son are sitting on an airplane, which is ready to take off.
The son admires the parked plains’ through the window.
At one point, he turns to his mother, which was reading a magazine, and pops the question:
"Since big dogs have little dogs, and big cats have little cats, how come, big airplanes have little plains?"
The child’s mother, bored to think of a reasonable answer, consultant him to ask the flight attendant.
Therefore, it happened:
"Since big dogs have little dogs, and big cats have little cats, how come, big airplanes have little plains?" little boy asks the flight attendant.
Then, with a smile on her face, stewardess replied:
"Did your mom told you to ask me?"
The boy shook his head positively.
So, she says back:
"Tell your mother, that our company knows better and.. pulls out in time!"
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A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11?
The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
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Panic: When your babysitter calls to ask where you keep the fire extinguisher.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
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Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers.
When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing.
"Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?"
"I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
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Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?
Booger King!!!
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