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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.

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How many programmers does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 20. One to change the bulb and 19 to make a documentary about it.

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How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao?
Only Juan.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A1. "What's a light bulb?"
A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

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Q: How many hipsters does it take to sсrеw in a lightbulb?
A: One to sсrеw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.

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How many Harvard men does it take to sсrеw in a lightbulb?
One - he stands still and the world revolves around him.

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How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? – Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

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How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminist can change anything

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How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb
You can’t unscrew a pregnant woman
What’s a similarity between a broken lightbulb, and a pregnant woman
They’re both accidents

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb 9 to talk about how inspired they are?

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- How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
- Into what?

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Q: How many IT guys does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: None, that's a Facilities problem.

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Q: How many teamsters does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: 37. You gotta f**kin' problem with that?

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Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: One. What are you - sтuрid?

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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Q: How many flies does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it really has to want to change.

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How many rednecks, does it take to sсrеw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder.

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