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Седят няколко мутри в сауната. Мобилен Im Einkaufsrausch Ein Anruf in der Umkleide Handy in der Sauna Το κινητό Μια παρέα νεόπλουτων. Мъжка групичка са във фитнес зала и звънва един GSM. Ѕвони телефон во теретана: Um grupo de homens está na sauna quando o celular começa a tocar: — Alô! — Querido? — Sim, querida. — Está na sauna? — Estou. — Sabe o que é? Estou em frente a uma loja de roupas com um casaco de vison magnífico, lindo! Posso comprá-lo? — Quanto custa o vison? — Só custa 3000 reais. — Bom, está... Vários homens estão no vestiário do clube quando um telefone celular começa a tocar. Um deles pega o aparelho no banco e atende: — Alô, amor — diz a mulher do outro lado da linha. — Estou fazendo... Een aantal mannen kleden zich om in de kleedkamer van de golfclub. Een mobiele telefoon gaat af en een van hen begint een gesprek Iedereen in de kleedkamer luistert natuurlijk mee. MAN: "Hallo"... Un día llega un señor y contesto el celular y era la esposa que estaba en Nueva York y se iba a casar con ella y la mujer le dijo: Mi amor el vestido cuesta 3 millones de dólares y él dijo: ¡¡3... Diversi uomini ignudi chiacchierano piacevolmente in una sauna, quando All'improvviso un telefonino si mette a suonare... - "Pronto, caro, sono davanti ad un negozio di pellicce, hanno un visone... Un grupo de hombres está en el gimnasio de un club y suena un celular. Uno de los hombres contesta: ¿ Si? ¿ Querido, eres tú? ¡Se oye horrible! ¡ Hola, hola! ¿ Estás en el gimnasio? ¡ Sí! Estoy... Több férfi ül a klub öltözőjében, edzés után. Hirtelen egy mobiltelefon csengője szólal meg az egyik padon. Egy férfi felveszi, majd beköszön: - Halló! - Kevesem, én vagyok, - szólal meg egy női... Zvoní mobil v posilovně, zvedne jej funící muž: „Prosím." „Ahoj miláčku, jsi v posilovně?" ptá se žena. „Ano jsem, co potřebuješ." odpoví muž otráveným hlasem. „Tak to je fajn. Já jsem ti jen... Sporto klubo vyrų Drabužinėje įkyriai skamba kažkieno mobilusis telefonas. Galop vienas vyriškis įjungia laisvų rankų režimą: - Klausau... Moteris: - Brangusis, čia aš. Tu klube? Vyras: - Taip.... Сидять чоловіки в лазні. Дзвонить мобілка, один взяв трубку і відповідає: — Так, люба, що ти хотіла? Шубу?! Звісно можна! Знаєш де гроші лежать. Ще чобітки? Та будь ласка! Сумочку? Та купуй!... Efter en work-out sitter några män i omklädningsrummet på ett fitnesscentrum. Plötsligt börjar en mobiltelefon att ringa. En av männen plockar upp telefonen och svarar. Följande konversation... Στο χώρο συνέλευσης μιας εταιρίας αρχίζει μια συνάντηση. Ο διευθυντής παίρνει τηλέφωνο τη γραμματέα και της λέει να μην τον ενοχλήσει κανείς. Μετά από λίγη ώρα και αφού η συνάντηση είχε αρχίσει,... Мажи вежбаат во бодибилдинг клуб и ѕвони еден мобилен телефон. Еден од мажите се јавува и вели: - Ало. - Драги ти ли си? - Да, кажи. - Вежбаш ли? - Да. - Јас сум во една продавница за кожни палта.... Pāris biezie sēž pirtī, zvana mobilais. Viens paceļ klausuli: - Hallo!? Jā, dārgā, pirtī... jā, ar draugiem... Ko nopirkt? Priekš kam Tev 11-tais kažoks? Cik? Ok, tu zini, kur nauda stāv... Pēc...
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared if being alone. She said “sure just dont look up”. He looked up and said " woah what are those?". She replied " those are just headlights." He looked down and said “what is that?” She said that’s just a bush." The next day mommy wasnt home so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said “okay but don’t look up.” He looked up and said “woah what is that?” His papa replied “that’s just a snake.” Later that night he asked to sleep with his parents. They said “okay just dont look under the covers.” After a while he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed “mom turn on the headlights the snake is in the Bush!!”
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A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says “This is your last wish so really make this one count.” The guys says “Well I’ve always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands.” The Genie says “That is asking for quite a lot and I’m not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you’d want?” The guy says "Well I’ve been married and divorced three times, and I just can’t understand what I’ve been doing wrong. I’ve given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women. The genie thinks for a few moments and says “Do you want a three or four lane highway?”
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