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Една баба отишла на доктор. El medico y sus teorias Το αριστερό πόδι Ein Mann kommt zum Arzt und hat fürchterliche Schmerzen in seinem linken Bein. Der Arzt untersucht ihn und stellt fest: "Tja, mein lieber, da kann man nichts machen. Das sind wohl die ersten Altersbeschwerden!" Daraufhin der Patient: "Ach was! Mein anderes Bein ist genauso alt und da zwickt nix!" En una consulta médica un hombre de avanzada edad escucha a su medico que le dice su diagnostico: El dolor de su pierna derecha se produce por su avanzada edad. El paciente muy convencido le dice: No, porque la otra pierna tiene la misma edad y no me duele En el médico: - Doctor, me duele esta pierna - Eso es cosa de la edad - Ya, doctor, pero esta otra pierna tiene la misma edad y no me duele... Komt een dom blondje de dokterspraktijk binnenlopen en zegt tegen de dokter “Ik heb de laatste tijd toch zo'n last van mijn linkerbeen, heeft u misschien een idee wat het zou kunnen zijn?” De... Va un anciano de 80 años al médico y le dice: - Doctor, la pierna izquierda me duele mucho. A lo que el doctor le responde: - No se preocupe hombre, que eso es por la edad. Y el anciano le... An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn't heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but can't find anything wrong. So he gives... Un batran se duce la doctor Si ii spune ca il doare piciorul drept. - Nimic grav, spune doctorul. Varsta e de vina. - Nu cred. Piciorul stang are aceeasi Varsta si nu ma doare. „Pane Novák, ty bolesti ve vaší noze jsou prostě věkem.” „Divné. Moje druhá noha je úplně stejně stará a nebolí!” An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there is nothing we can do about it.” “That can’t be” fumed the old... O velhinho vai ao médico e reclama de dor na perna direita. O médico o examina, examina e não acha nada de errado. — A sua perna não tem nada. Está perfeita! — Então, por que é que dói? — Ah, deve... Doktor: - "Bacağınızdaki ağrı sadece ihtiyarlıktan." Hasta: - "Öbür bacağım da aynı yaşta ama turp gibi." Er komt een vrouw bij de dokter. Ze zegt: 'Dokter, ik heb heel erg last van mijn rechterbeen. Heeft u misschien enig idee wat het kan zijn?' Antwoordt de Dokter: 'Ik denk dat dat komt door...
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A family doctor is seeing an 80 year old patient for the first time. She tells him, “Since this is your first time here, I’d like to get a little history on you. Who’s been your regular doctor up till now?”
The man says, “I don’t remember saying I’ve ever been to the doctor.”
The doctor is astonished. “What? You’ve never been to a doctor?”
The man says, “Nope. Never needed one before.”
“That’s remarkable,” she says. “But there must be a family doctor somewhere. What about your father when he was alive. Who was the family doctor?”
“I don’t remember saying my father had passed away.”
“Oh, I’m sorry! You’re father’s still alive? He must be at least a hundred.”
“Yep. ‘Bout that. And he’s never been to the doctor either.”
She says, “Well that’s one impressive bloodline you have there. What an amazing family. But there’s got to be a doctor in the history somewhere. What about your grandfather when he was alive? Who was the family doctor?”
“I don’t remember saying my grandfather had passed away.”
“Oh come on now, you must be kidding! Your grandfather is still alive? He’d have to be at least 120!”
“Yep, ‘Bout that. And he’s never been to the doctor either. But I think he’s gonna have to go soon. He’s getting married next week.”
“What?" she says. "Oh now surely you’re joking. Getting married? Imagine being 120 years old and wanting to get married!”
The old man looks at her and says, “I don’t remember saying he WANTED to get married."
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A man is trapped on a desert island with a sheep and a dog.
After a few months, the sheep starts looking really attractive to the man.
However, whenever he approaches the sheep the dog begins to growl in a threatening manner.
The man takes the dog to the opposite side of the island giving it some food as a distraction.
He runs back to the sheep only to find the dog growling at him.
The man ties the dog to a tree with a large leash.
He goes back to the sheep only to find the dog growling with a gnawed off leash around its neck.
By now, the man is getting depressed and frustrated.
As he sits under a palm tree staring out to sea, a beautiful woman in a tight-fitting wet suit emerges from the surf.
She asks him who he is and, taking pity upon his lonely state, asks if there's ANYTHING she could do for him.
The man thinks for a moment and then responds:
"Could you take the dog for a walk?"
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