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One day God came to Adam to pass on some news.
"I've got some good news and some bad news," God said.
Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first."
Smiling, God explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other оrgаn I have for you is called a реnis. It will allow you to reproduce your life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this оrgаn to give her children."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
God looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."
Then, God came to Eve to pass on some news too. "I've got some good news and some bad news," God said.
Eve looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first."
Smiling, God explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things and have intelligent conversations with Adam. The other оrgаn I have for you is called a vаginа. It will allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Adam will be very happy that you now have this оrgаn to give him children."
Eve, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
God looked upon Eve and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time. While you're bleeding through one of them every 28 days, the other will remain useless."
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Глумење Weshalb täuschen Frauen Orgasmen vor? ¿Por qué las mujeres fingen el orgasmo?. Защо жените имитират оргазъм? Не понимаю, зачем женщины имитируют оргазм? Они что, думают, что мужиков это волнует? Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care. Pourquoi les femmes simulent l'orgasme ? - Parce que les hommes simulent les préliminaires. ou - Parce que c'est toujours triste de voir un homme qui pleure ou - Parce que comme ça le mec éjacule... Por que muitas mulheres fingem o orgasmo? Porque muitos homens fingem as preliminares ... Hvorfor simulerer kvinder orgasme? – Fordi mænd simulerer forspil Po co kobiety udają orgazm? - Bo myślą że to facetów obchodzi. — Чому 50% жінок симулюють оргазм? — Вони думають, що нас, чоловіків, це хвилює! Miksi naiset teeskentelevät orgasmeja? - Siksi, että miehet teeskentelevät esileikkejä - De ce simuleaza femeile orgasmul? - Ele cred ca barbatilor chiar le pasa. Stiti de ce unele femei mimeaza orgasmul? ................ Pentru ca si unii barbati mimeaza preludiul. Varför fejkar så många kvinnor sin orgasm? - För att så många män fejkar förspelet. "Waarom doen veel vrouwen net alsof ze een orgasme hebben gehad? Omdat mannen net doen alsof ze een voorspel hebben gehad." Dlaczego tak dużo kobiet ma udawany orgazm? - Dla tego, że tylu facetów robi im udawaną grę wstępną. Warum täuschen einige Frauen den Orgasmus vor? Weil sie denken, dass es uns Männer interessiert!
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Men and Parking Space Жените/Мъжете са като паркоместа Quel est le point commun entre les femmes et les places de parking ? Hvad er ligheden mellem mænd og P-pladser? Alle de gode er taget og de eneste der er tilbage er de handicappede. Οι γυναίκες είναι σαν τις θέσεις παρκινγκ, οι καλύτερες είναι πάντα πιασμένες.
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