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Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour?
A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one ruввish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 ruввish bins.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Александър Божков умира,и разбира се попада в ада. Дяволското ръководство решава,на слаб огън,да го въртят на първо време за 100-ина години,пък после ще видим... A kannibál család cigányt akar sütni nyárson. A két kannibál szülő elmegy és rábízzák a cigányt a kicsire, hogy forgassa a tűzőn szép lassan. Mikor jönnek haza látják, hogy a kicsi nagyon gyorsan... Két kannibál elfog egy cigányt. Nyársra húzzák, és az egyik szép lassan elkezdi forgatni a tűz fölött... Megszólal a másiknak: - Gyere már ide, forgasd egy kicsit, míg hozok még tűzifát. De szép... A kannibálok elkapják a cigányt es meg akarják enni. Felrakják a nyársra, és a szakács forgatni kezdi a tűz fölött. A király észreveszi hogy a szakács egyszer csak eszeveszetten elkezdi pörgetni. -... A Gazsit elfogják a kannibálok. Nyárson sütik, de túl gyorsan forgatják. A főnök kérdőre vonja őket: - Miért forgatjátok olyan gyorsan, nem fog jól átsülni? - Főnök, amikor lassabban forgattuk,...
The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit.
They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
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Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.
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Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean?
A: An oil spill
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Michael:
"What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?"
Matthew:
"I don't know. What?"
Michael:
"Candy corneas."
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Roses are red
tulips are black.
You'd look great
with a knife in your back.
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
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Banjo vergraben Какво е политик, заровен до шията в земята?,Недовършена работа! ¿Qué es un político enterrado en la arena hasta el cuello?,Un trabajo mal acabado Was hat man, wenn man 3 Männer bis zum Hals in Sand eingegraben hat? - Zu wenig Sand. Was ist passiert wenn Sie einen Anwalt bis zum Hals im Sand begraben finden? Es war nicht genug Sand vorhanden. Was ist, wenn drei Juristen bis zum Hals im Sand stecken? Dann hat der Sand nicht gereicht. Hvad har man når en advokat er begravet i sand til halsen? - Ikke nok sand. - Vet du vad felet är om du har en advokat som är nedgrävd upp till halsen i sand? - Nä. - För lite sand. O que acontece quando você enterra seis advogados na areia até o pescoço? R: Falta areia. Cosa avete con un avvocato nella melma fino al collo? Troppa poca melma!
Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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What was so bad about being a black Jew?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
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Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot?
A: A baby with a razor!
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunк and made love to it the night before.
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
Because they're headcases.
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
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Yo mama so dамn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly аss вiтсh".
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Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
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