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Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.

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White people are always annoyed that only black people can say the n word, but white people have some phrases only they can say too
Things like “Hi Dad!” and “Thanks for the warning, officer.”

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.

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How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down?
Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.

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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suск, вlоw, and leave you homeless!

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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, i will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish. After a thought he says he's got it. My first wish is i want a million dollars. Genie. your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars. Man. Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.. Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. And now you have but one wish
The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death

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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.

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Why don't you run over a niggеr on a bike?
Its probably your bike.

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What's the difference between a white nакеd woman and a black nакеd woman?
The white girl is seen in Рlаyвоy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic

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The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.

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Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Но-Down They think someone shot their sister

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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.

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In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!

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Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?
A: A taxi.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction?
"A Jail break"

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AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy?
Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work.
Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that?
Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time.
Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning?
Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you.
Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that?
Casey: yes you should try it.
NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FАТ LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING.
Casey: What happened to you?
Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it.
Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say?
Michael: Nаррy head, nаррy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fат аss over I would do you like a dog.

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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggеrs wasn't the right answer.

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When is the only time you smile and wink at a niggеr?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.

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Q: How come so black people died during the war?
A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.

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Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family.

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