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A young woman gazed up from her hospital bed at the very handsome doctor who was examining her chart. She fluttered her eyelids and said, "They tell me that you are a real lady killer."
The doctor smiled and shook his head. "No, I make no distinction between the sexes."
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Днес беше ужасен ден. Бившата ми я удари автобус, а аз си загубих работата като шофьор на автобус
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
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“When the hockey season was suspended our Zamboni driver went missing. We weren't worried as we knew he would resurface.”
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A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store. They gave me another one, free of charge.
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Patient: Doctor, I'm thinking that I may be losing my hearing.
Doctor: Can you tell me what you know of the symptoms?
Patient: Homer is bald and fат, Marge has blue hair...
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Ορθογραφία ”Et synonym er et ord, man kan bruge, når man ikke kan stave det, man tænkte først”. SYNONYME: Mot à écrire à la place de celui dont on n'est pas certain de l'orthographe. Toto demande à son père : - Papa, c'est quoi un synonyme ? - C'est un mot qu'on emploie quand on ne sait pas comment l'autre s'écrit. Vad är en synonym? Ett ord man använder när man inte kan stava till det man först hade tänkt använda! - Какво е синоним? - Това е дума, която използваме, когато не знаем как се пише първата
Teacher: What is a synonym?
Student: A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other!
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My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.
Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”
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Pickpocket (visiting friend in jail): "I hired a lawyer for you this morning, Slim, but I had to hand him my Rolex as a retainer."
Slim: "Did he keep it?"
Pickpocket: "He thinks he did."
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A man was brought to a hospital with heavily fractured bones. The doctor in the intensive care unit asks him,
"Are you married?"
"No, I've been run over by a truck."
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It’s my wife’s birthday soon and she’s been leaving jewelry catalogs all over the house.
She'll be happy to know I got the hint.
I got her a magazine rack!
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Скршеници Συμβουλή γιατρού !!! Έσπασα το πόδι μου Ο γιατρός και ο Πόντιος 3 μέρη Ο γιατρός. Един човек на патерици, влиза в кабинета, казва: O paciente chega para o médico chorando de dor e diz: - Doutor, quebrei meu braço em dois lugares. Preciso de ajuda. O que eu faço? O médico olha em seus olhos e diz: - Olha, rapaz, eu acho melhor você não voltar mais nesses lugares. - Доктор, я сломал руку в трех местах! - А зачем вы ходите в такие места?! Furiren får se soldat Svensson komma med armen i bandage och frågar: – Vad har du gjort? – Jag har brutit armen på två ställen, furir! – Då tycker jag att Svensson ska undvika de där ställena i... - Γιατρέ έσπασα το χέρι μου σε δυο μέρη. - Να αποφεύγεις αυτά τα δυο μέρη. Llega un hombre con un doctor y le dice: - Doctor, doctor, me rompí el brazo en varios sitios, ¿qué me recomienda? - Oh pues hombre, ya no vuelva pasar por esos sitios. - Γιατρέ πονάω σε 3 μέρη... - Να μην ξαναπάς εκεί...
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.
He told me to quit going to those places.
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MONDAY: - Everybody hates me!
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What is it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?
A reptile dysfunction.
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I just saw some idiот at the gym...
He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill!
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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list...
Now I can't read anything.
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Dear Monday:
I want to break up.
I am seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sorry.
It’s not me — it’s you
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Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.
Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
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Um homem sentado na varanda de sua casa com a esposa, diz:
I love you.
Is it you or the вееr talking?
It’s me. Talking to my вееr.
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My friend's dad is a dentist.
This is his pumpkin for Halloween.
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A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!"
The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."
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