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Защо средното IQ на японците е по високо? Въпрос към радио Ереван - Защо японците са толкова умна нация? Отговорът на радиото - Нямат блондинки. — Чому японці така розумна нація? — У них немає блондинок. - Miért olyan okosak a japánok? - ??? - Mert nincsenek köztük szőkék. Proč je Japonsko nejrozvinutější stát? Protože tam nemají blondýnky.
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Американски астронавт пред комисия на НАСА по повод изпращането на китайски космонавт в космоса. Чухте ли? NASA открива ресторант на Луната. Казват, че менюто е отлично, но му липсвала атмосфера. 2030 година. НАСА открива първия в историята ресторант на Луната. Един от посетителите пише в книгата за гости: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.. Har du hørt om restauranten på månen?– God mad, ingen atmosfære. Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere. Due astronauti mangiano in un ristorante sulla luna. Uno dice: “Guarda, non è incredibile? Eccoci qui, che mangiamo in un ristorante sulla luna! Che te ne pare?”. “Si’, è carino, e il cibo è... - Har du hört att de har öppnat en restaurang på månen? - Nej, hur är den? - Maten är bra, men det är ingen atmosfär. Trwa ostra imprezka na Księżycu. W pewnej chwili ktoś mówi: - Wiesz co, Armstrong. Niby wszystko się zgadza... Rozpaliliśmy grilla, jest wódeczka, są kobitki, a jakoś atmosfery nie ma. Rzecz dzieje się na Księżycu. Amerykanie wysiedli z lądownika i powoli rozkręcają imprezę. Rozpalili grilla, wyciągnęli piwo, puścili muzyczkę - wiadomo. Wtem Armstrong odzywa się do... Hvilke anmeldelser får restauranten der ligger på månen altid? -  4 stjerner. Der er god mad, men slet ingen atmosfære Why did the restaurant on the moon get bad reviews? It has no atmosphere. Έχετε ακούσει για το καινούργιο εστιατόριο στη σελήνη; Το φαγητό είναι καταπληκτικό αλλά δεν έχει καθόλου ατμόσφαιρα.
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My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I told them I couldn't just quit "cold turkey." Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don't eat this much! A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She turned to the stock boy and asked, "Do these turkeys get any вiggеr?"
"No, ma'am," he replied. "They're dead." What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? - Peach gobbler! Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner.
Dad: Why? Is it broken? Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Tamara.
Tamara who? Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers! Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing! Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats! What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google, google, google.” What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi. A new survey found that 80% of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear they consider saying 'that smells good' to be helping.
Jimmy Fallon Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it’s already stuffed! Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken. "What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?"
"If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!" What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky. If Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be known for?
Their age! What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?
A: I liked the leftovers before they were cool.
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