One-Liner Jokes

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I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.

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One-Liner Jokes Dad Jokes

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

"Doctor! There's fly in the ointment!"
"Yes, I know, he's recovering from a nasty soup-burn."

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

A blonde decides to try horseback rising.
On her first outing, the bouncing horse causes her to lose control, and she is thrown from the horse. Just as she loses consciousness, the carousel stops.

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Insult Jokes Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A brunette with bad breath.

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Blonde Jokes Jokes about Women Dirty jokes One-Liner Jokes

You ever get a new cell phone and you're too lazy to transfer all the numbers over, so you just stop being friends with a bunch of people?

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Partying and Bad Behavior Jokes One-Liner Jokes Friendship Jokes

Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper? So she could lip read.

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One-Liner Jokes Blonde Jokes Dirty jokes

Never hold in a fаrт; that's something an аsshоlе would do.

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One-Liner Jokes Gross Jokes Fart Jokes

What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost after he saw her all dressed up for Halloween?
You look boo-tiful!

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One-Liner Jokes Halloween Jokes

What’s the difference between a smart blonde and a unicorn?
Nothing, they're both fictional characters.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Scroll down... Scroll up...

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said,
"Look, it's deer tracks." The second one said,
"No, it's wolf tracks" and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a zucchini up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in his right ear.
He says, “Doctor, what is wrong with me?"
The psychiatrist replies, “You are not eating properly.”

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Office and Work Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes Men jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight. The knife lost.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree.
The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, “Are you seriously hurt?”
“How should I know?” the man answers, “I’m not a lawyer!”

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Office and Work Jokes Men jokes One-Liner Jokes Police Officer Jokes Lawyer Jokes

When I was walking around the super market I noticed a blonde staring really hard at a carton of orange juice. I asked her what she was doing. She said "Well, it says on the carton 'concentrate'". Submitted by CalamjoEdited by Curtis

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw an elderly priest at the side of the road. He stopped to give him a ride.

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One-Liner Jokes Lawyer Jokes

What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas? A: Five golden dings, four calling nerds, three French men, two purple gloves, and a bar fridge and a party.

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Blonde Jokes Christmas Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Mother talking to her blonde daughter:
At the age of ten:
Honey, you are too young to play with big boys!
At the age of thirty:
You are too big to play with young boys, honey!

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes