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Семейство пътувало и видяло "Кладенец на желанията!" Жената се надвесила и паднала, а мъжът казал: - Я, те много бързо се сбъдват! Желба The Wishing Well A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife made a wish too, but she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband... My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked. Un marido y su mujer están paseando por el bosque y descubren un pozo de los deseos. El marido lanza una moneda y pide un deseo... cuando la mujer se estaba acercando, de pronto se cae!... - Vaya que bien!!!... esto funciona - dice el marido. Ein Ehepaar steht an einem Wunschbrunnen. Der Mann beugt sich über den Rand, wirft eine Münze ins Wasser und wünscht sich etwas. Dann beugt sich seine Frau vor, allerdings etwas zu weit. Sie fällt... Το πηγάδι Marito e moglie stanno facendo un viaggio e si recano in un posto famoso per un pozzo dei desideri. Marito e moglie stanno osservando il pozzo dei desideri..lei si sporge troppo e cade e lui: "Perbacco, funziona!" Marito e moglie durante un tour in Inghilterra trovano una ameno villaggio che si vanta di possedere un pozzo dei desideri tra le attrazioni turistiche. Quasi per gioco raggiungono il pozzo ed il... Per il decimo anniversario di matrimonio, una coppia decide di fare un viaggio in Germania e durante il loro percorso attraverso la Selva Nera, si imbattono in un'indicazione che segnala: "Pozzo... Moglie al marito: "Guarda un pozzo dei desideri! Andiamo a vedere" Si avvicinano per guardare e.. lei inciampa e cade giù Lui. "caxo, funziona!" Um casal encontra um Poço dos Desejos. O homem se inclina na mureta e joga uma moeda. A mulher decide fazer o mesmo, mas se inclina demais e cai dentro do poço. O homem fica espantado e depois... Pewien turysta wraz z żoną oglądają słynną studnię życzeń w Kornwalii. Oboje pogrążeni we własnych myślach. Po chwili żona wychyliła się, aby zajrzeć w głąb, straciła równowagę i wpadła do środka.... Een echtpaar staat bij een wensput. De man buigt zich voorover, werpt een euro in het water en doet een wens. Dan buigt de vrouw zich voorover, maar iets te ver en ze valt in de put. De man kijkt... Et ældre ægtepar kommer til en ønskebrønd. Manden kaster en 25-øre i og ønsker. Konen tager derefter også en 25-øre og skal til at kaste den i, men kommer til at læne sig for langt ud over kanten,... Aš buvau pritrenktas, kai mano uošvė įkrito į norų šulinį. Niekada negalvojau, kad jie veikia!
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A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non- antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted advice, and generally making life unbearable for the farmer and his new bride.
While they were walking through the barn, during the forced inspection, the farmer’s mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. It was a shock to all no matter their feelings toward her demanding ways…
At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, however, he would shake his head no, and mumble a reply.
Very curious as to this bizarre behavior, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about. The farmer replied, “The women would say, ‘What a terrible tragedy and I would nod my head and say ‘Yes, it was.’ The men would ask, ‘Can I borrow that mule?’ and I would shake my head and say, ‘Not right now, it’s all booked up for the next six months.'”
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Ron was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends were already married while Ron just bounced from one relationship to the next.
Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?"
"No," Ron replied. "I meet a lot of nice women, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!"
"Listen," his friend suggested, "Why don't you find one who's just like your dear ol' Mother?"
Many weeks passed before Ron and his friend crossed paths again.
"So Ron. Did you find the perfect woman yet? One that's just like your Mother?"
Ron shrugged his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became great friends."
"Excellent!!! So... Are you and this girl engaged yet?"
"I'm afraid not," Ron replied, "My Father can't stand her!"
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