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"Darling," said the young man to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my modest income?"
"Of course, dearest, no trouble," she answered. "But what will you live on?"

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Some people say love is the key to happiness but it’s a lie…
It’s вееr.

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The following conversation took place at the vets.
Man: Do you sell horse tranquilizers?
Vet: Why do you ask?
Man: My wife keeps waking up.

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I'm trying to plan a party for my girlfriend, but I can't seem to find any party hats, or a girlfriend.

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My girlfriend left me because I’m too insecure.
No wait, she’s back.
She just went to make a cup of coffee.

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Women have many faults, men only have two... everything they say and everything they do.

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When Sam returned to the house one evening, his wife Sarah announced that the new cleaning woman they had hired had stolen two towels.
"Yeah," said Sam very disinterested, and reclining on the sofa, "that wasn't very nice of her to do."
"You're right it wasn't!" Sarah said. "And they were the two best towels we had, the ones we got from the hotel while we were on vacation."

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife whilst in the bedroom.
Wife: What do you like best my face or my sеxy body?
Husband: Your sense of humor.

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A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray.
"And what will your third wish be?"
The man looked at the genie and said,
"Huh? How can I be getting a third wish when I haven't had a first or second wish yet?"
"You have had two wishes already," the genie said,
"But your second wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing, because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You now have one wish left."
"Okay," said the man, "I don't believe this, but what the heck. I've always wanted to understand women. I'd love to know what's going on inside their heads."
"Funny," said the genie as it granted his wish and disappeared forever, "That was your first wish, too!"

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Why do cannibals not like divorced women?
Because they’re bitter.

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My wife created a website earlier today to give advice to people who are victims of domestic abuse. She’s had 50 hits today already.

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Three Rules of Marriage to avoid disaster.
1. Never come home at 4am and ask for breakfast.
2. Never leave the toilet seat up.
3. Wife is never wrong.

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They say opposites attract, try telling that to my short ugly girlfriend.

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My wife hates sеx so much her favorite position is back to back.

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The only time I hear my wife say “I’m coming” is when I’m holding the elevator door.

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When you're first in love, you cannot sleep close enough to that person you're in love with. At the beginning of the relationship, you're like, 'Come here, honey. Let's stay like this forever.' A short five years later, my wife is laying on my arm for 10 seconds too long, I'm like, 'Owwww. Get off my arm, man.'

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I'm in a relationship right now, you know, crossing my fingers. The relationship is great; the sеx is great. My friends said, 'Whoa, you've had sеx out of wedlock?' I said, 'Oh no, she's married.'

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To get away from their high-stress jobs, a couple enjoyed spending weekends relaxing in their motor home. When they found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning, but unwelcome, visits from other campers, their came up with a plan to assure themselves some privacy. When they set up camp, they placed this sign on the door of their RV:
“Insurance Agent. Ask about our term life package”

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Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So it’s easier for them to stand next to the kitchen sink.

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If you want a successful relationship, find someone who likes the same thermostat setting you do.

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