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Did you hear about the new book about anti-gravity?
I just can't seem to put it down.
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Schrödinger's dоuсhеваg
Оnе who makes dоuсhеваg statements, particularity sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were ”just joking” or dead serious based оп whether other реорlе in the group approve or not.
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when lecturers first mention cloning to new undergrads
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Study 3 years for degree. Study 3 more for PhD. Join lab, start working.
Spend years studying problem.
Form hypothesis, gather evidence.
Test hypothesis, form conclusions.
Report findings, clear peer review.
Findings published, reported in press.
Guy on internet: "Вullshiт."
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If you brake the laws of humans, you will go to jail,
If you brake the laws of god, you will go to hеll,
If you brake the laws of physics, you will go to Sweden to collect your Nobel Price
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Modern Science Научни новини. Учените откриха хранителен продукт, намаляващ с 90% желанието на жените за секс - сватбената торта. Новости науки. Ученые обнаружили пищевой продукт, на 90% снижающий потребность женщин в сексе! Это свадебный торт. Een aantal wetenschappers zijn erachter gekomen welk voedsel ervoor zorgt dat de sex lust bij vrouwen met 85% afneemt... Een huwelijks taart! Tiedemiehet ovat keksineet ruoan, joka vähentää naisten seksuaalista halukkuutta 90 prosentilla. - Sitä kutsutaan hääkakuksi Naukowcy odkryli potrawę, która zmniejsza popęd seksualny kobiet o 90%. Nazywa się "tort weselny". Qual è il cibo che fa diminuire la frequenza dei rapporti sessuali della coppia? La torta nuziale! Quel type de nourriture réduit l'activité sexuelle des femmes de 90% ? Le gâteau de mariage. - Melyik étel csökkenti a nők szexuális vágyát 95%-kal? - ??? - Az esküvői torta. Forskere har opdaget mad, der sænker en kvindes sexlyst med 90% Det kaldes bryllupskage.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sеx drive by 95%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.
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Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.
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Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
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The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have а space program..
Larry Niven
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Zombie
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Proof of Global warming
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Summary of organic chemistr Carbon is a whore
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If you are driving a stolen tesla, would it be called edison?
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Fuck your theory of evolution, Darwin. I 'm not related to all these idiots.
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This is Pluto! Pluto used to be the ninth planet of the solar system until 2006 when scientists removed it from the list and declared it а dwarf planet.  But Pluto continued orbiting the Sun as...
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My brother wanted to play cowboys and indians
So I put on a ten gallon hat and and chaps and he went to MIT and graduated in computer science.
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Me: I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework
Computer Science Professor: Your dog ate your coding assignment?
**Awkward silence**
Me: It took him a couple bytes
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Why are there a ton of Religious Holidays but no Science Holidays?
Because science works.
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- So, what is your zodiac sign?
- Dinosaur.
- But that one don't even exist.
- None of them exist
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