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He’s donating his body to science.
And he’s preserving it in alcohol until they can use it.

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Q: When will scientists cure the common cold?
A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.

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Photons have mass? I didn't know that they were Catholic.

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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.

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Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!

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Too sтuрid to understand science?
Try religion!

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I’ve just picked up my new iPhone and I’m well impressed.
The first thing I did was ring up my brother and spend a good twenty minutes boasting about all its amazing features.
It would’ve been longer but the fсuкing battery died.

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John asks: Why are you drinking so much?
Joe says: Because I donated my body to science, and I am preserving it until they are ready to use it.

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The new iPhone 7 is just a slower, heavier, thicker, and much less attractive version of the iPhone 8.

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Whenever I go to a restaurant, I always order is "dihydrogen monoxide on the rocks with a clear siphoning tube inside a glass".

The waiters/waitresses always ask me what drink is that?

I tell them that's the scientific name of a glass of ice water with a straw.

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iPhone users update:
- I’ll screenshot it, I’ll tweet about it, I’ll Instagram it, I’ll write a blog about it, I’ll delete half of my contents for it, I’ll get enraged about it.
Android users update:
- *clicks update, gets on with life*

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Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.

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A college student said to his mother, “I decided that I want to be a political science major and that I want to clean up the mess in the world!”
“That is very nice,” muted his mother. “You can go upstairs and start with your room.”

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The science graduate asks, "Why does it work?"

The engineering graduate asks, "How does it work?"

The accounting graduate asks, "How much does it cost?"

The liberal arts graduate asks, "Would you like fries with that?"

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Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Isn't tihs so wreid? I tnhik it is the wreidset tnihg on Ertah! If you can raed tihs pesrs kcik аss. Tanhks

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How do you know if someone has an iPhone?
They tell you.

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Q: Why shouldn't you take atoms seriously?
A: Because they make up everything.

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Knowledge isn't free,
you have to pay attention.

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The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have а space program..
Larry Niven

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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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