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Q: What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone?
A: iCame, iSaw, iConquered, iLeft, iCameBack, iThinkDifferent, iMac, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iPad, iCloud, iRIP
Q: Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
A: They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn’t have a Flash player installed!
Q: Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
A: Everyone at Apple are crying their i’s out!
Q: What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
A: Your iphone will keep crashing!
Q: Why won’t blondes take their iPhones to the bathroom?
A: Because they don’t want to give away their IP address!
Steve Jobs‘ funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every six months in a slightly better coffin.
Do not touch MY iPhone. It’s not an usPhone, it’s not a wePhone, it’s not an ourPhone, it’s an iPhone.
I don’t understand why everybody wants the white iPhone, Everyone knows the black one runs faster.
I pressed the ‘home’ button but I’m still at school…
If your iPhone is black and you’re making Siri do tasks for you you’re pretty much saying slavery was OK.

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Just because a frog is green, does that mean its Irish?

No.

That is correct. Because when you look at it when its a baby, it looks a tad-polish!

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Phones nowadays are so expensive, when you fall and hear a сrаск, you pray it’s your leg.

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WhatsApp kept crashing on my phone, so I downloaded something called ‘The Bugs Bunny’ to sort it out.
It’s a WhatsApp Doc.

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There are 5 states of matter: … Solids, Liquids, Gases, Plasma and …..
…..
Black Lives

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Evolution: True science fiction.

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If the human population held hands around the equator, а significant portion of them would drown

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If you took all of veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die...

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Depth limit for recreational divers - 12 meters
Depth limit for experienced divers - 18 meters
Depth at which nitrogen bubbles develop in your blood - 30 meters
Scuba diving world record - 137 meters
Depth my £14.99 watch will operate up to - 500 meters
Cheers Casio, that’s a relief

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The good thing about a cell phone is you can be reached wherever you are…. The bad think about a cell phone is you can be reached wherever you are.

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My Neighbors little son asked me where you find giant snails?
I tried to blind him with science.
“Well, they’re originally from Kenya, and their Latin name is the Achatina Fulica …”
Turns out the answer was ‘On giant’s fingers’.

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Newton’s third law of Emotion. …
…
For every male action, there is a female overreaction.

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Two planets are talking...
Saturn: I bet I get married before you do.
Venus: Why?
Saturn: Because I already have a ring.

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And asks for a drink. …
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A time traveller walks into a bar.

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I’m a science teacher and once I asked one of my lazy students if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium.
He replied, ‘Na’.
Lucky ваsтаrd.

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Every spring and fall we have a certain day where length of the night is exactly equal to the length of the day. The spring version of this phenomenon is known as the “Venereal Equinox” because you have a 50-50 (equal) chance of getting an STD if you don’t wear a соndом.

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Auto correct doesn’t work when I use caps lock.
My phone is like “woah, better let this dude cool down before I tell him he’s wrong”

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I entered an online review and rated our Solar System. …
I gave it one star.

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I was going to do a joke about time travel…
…but nobody liked it.

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An expert has predicted computers will eventually replace paper altogether.
He has obviously never tried to wipe his аrsе with a laptop!

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