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De directeur roept zijn secretaresse bij zich. "Daisy, ik stel je een verhoging voor. Het principe is eenvoudig. Ik werp 500 euro op de grond. Indien je die kan oprapen voor ik iets met je heb... Un homme aimerait coucher avec la plus belle femme de son travail. Le problème est que la jeune femme est déjà prise. Il va donc la voir et lui propose: - Si je te donne 100€, tu voudrais bien... Un patron propose à sa blonde secrétaire d’avoir un rapport sexuel avec elle : - « Je vais le faire très rapidement, je jetterais 1000€ sur le sol, je commencerai au moment où vous vous baisserez... Bula Ajunge sef si isi angajeaza o secretara Mult mai tanara, dar din pacate nedisponibila. O sorbea din priviri in fiecare zi si crapa de necaz Ca nu-i poate face nimic. Intr-o zi ajunge atat de...
A boss said to his secretary,
"I want to have sеx with you, but I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said,
"Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself."
She agrees. After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks,
"So what happened?"
She responds,
"The ваsтаrd used coins, so I'm still picking it up and he is still having sеx with me!"
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Кампување Strange Bed Fellows Three Men and a Bed три друга поехали отдыхать. в отеле им сказали, что свободен только один номер с одной, но... C'est l'histoire de trois mecs qui couchent dans une tente... Dans un camping, 3 potes dorment dans une même tente. Au petit matin, ils discutent : After a long day of winter sporting, we headed back to the ski lodge. As it was small, a cramped place to stay, we decided it was most fitting to sleep in the same bed. Myself in the middle and my two friends either side of me. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right woke up and said,... Det var 3 killar som delade madrass på LAN. På morgonen vaknar dem och den första säger: "Vilken skön dröm jag hade, kändes som att nån runka av mig". Den andra säger samma sak. Och den tredje säger: "Jag drömde att jag åkte skidor".
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. "What is that?" he asked. She said, "I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo 'Merry Christmas,' and on the inside of the other one they tattooed 'Happy New Year.'" Perplexed, he asked, "Why did you do that?"
"Well," she replied, "now you can't complain that there's never anything to eat between Christmas and New Years!"
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Питам жена ми:
I asked my wife why she married me.
Wife: "Because you're funny."
Me: "I thought it was because I'm good in bed."
Wife: "See... you're hilarious."
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A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"
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„Секс Родео” е много трудно изпитание за мъже! Rodeo... Rodeo Style знаете, что такое секс-родео !? это когда вы ставите партнершу на... три женщины обсуждают позы. одна говорит: - мне нравиться, когда... из советов сексолога. стиль "родео":. ставишь свою жену... Deux copains discutent sur les différentes façons de faire l'amour... Two rednecks were sitting in a bar discussing their favorite sex positions. One of them says, Вуте и Нане са в кръчмата и са много пияни. Разговорът е за любими с*кс пози. Нане пита: Две проститутки си говорят за най-новите пози. Едната казва: Что такое секс-родео? Имеете вы девушку сзади и в разгар этого дела говорите ей, что ее подруга делает это в 10 раз лучше. Разговаривают подруги: 2 cowboys talking about sеx. Qu'est-ce qu'un rodéo sexuel ? Connaissez-vous la position dite "du rodéo" ? - pénétrer sa compagne en levrette - lui prendre les seins dans les mains - s'étonner : "Tiens ? Ils sont plus petits que ceux de ta sœur !" - rester en elle le plus longtemps possible ! Die Rodeo-Stellung: Der Mann nimmt sie von hinten und sagt dann: "Ich habe AIDS !". Dann muß er versuchen, drei Minuten auf ihr zu bleiben... ¿Qué es un rodeo s€xual? Es cuando en posición "del perrito" tomas a tu mujer del pelo, le tiras ligeramente la cabeza hacia atrás y le dices al oído "tu hermana lo hace mejor que tú"... ¡y... Die Rodeostellung: Gehe zu deiner Frau/Freundin und sage zu ihr, sie solle sich auf ihre Hände und Knie begeben. Dringe von hinten in sie ein, halte sie mit beiden Händen an den Haaren und sage:... Какво наричат в САЩ "Родео любов"? По време на секс наричаш партньорката си с различно име. След това трябва да се задържиш върху нея поне 8 секунди. Três amigos estavam reunidos tomando uma cervejinha. O papo se encaminhou para as melhores posições durante o ato sexual. Um deles disse: — Para mim a melhor é o 69! O outro disse: — Para mim é o... 2 cowboys praten over hun favoriete seksstandje "Ik doe 't liefst de rodeo positie," zegt de eerste. "Daar heb ik nog nooit van gehoord," zegt de andere. "Ahwel ,"zegt de eerste: " dat is op zijn... Rodeo for damer: 1) Læg fyren på ryggen, begynd at ride på ham uden kondom. 2) Læn dig så frem, og sig du har GONORE. 3) Forsøg nu at holde dig på plads i 8 sekunder!! Come si fa il sesso ‘RODEO’? 1. Fai mettere la tua ragazza carponi 2. Ti avvicini da dietro, prendi un seno per mano, la penetri 3. Ed una volta penetrata, le dici: ‘Lo sai che così piace pure a... Oletko harrastanut koskaan rodeoseksiä? kysyy kaveri toiseltaan. - Enpä ole koskaan kuullutkaan, kaveri vastaa. - Minkälaista se on? - No otat vaimosi takaapäin ja sanot "tästä se sihteerikin... Tre amici parlano della posizione migliore nel sesso. La numero uno è il 69, afferma il primo. Mi affascina quella con lei sopra, dice l'altro. Non c'è niente di meglio della posizione del RODEO... Te Joe, ismered a szex-rodeót? - Még soha nem hallottam róla. Mesélj... - Szóval: hátulról megleped az asszonyt. Amikor már kellőképpen belemelegedtetek a játékba, gyöngéden a fülébe súgod: "Tudod... Mitä on rodeoseksi? - Köyritään vaimoa takaapäin, puristetaan rinnoista ja sanotaan, että siskollasi on ihan samanlaiset. Sen jälkeen yritetään pysyä sisällä 8 sekunttia Що таке секс-родео? Трахаєте ви дівчину ззаду і в розпал цієї справи кажете їй, що її подруга робить це у 10 разів краще. А тепер утримаєте її в такому положенні 8 секунд. - Знаете ли што е родео секс? Одговор: - Тој лежи на грб, ти седиш на него, со едната рака се држиш за влакната на неговите гради, му кажуваш дека имаш сида и се обидуваш да останеш врз него 30...
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sеx position. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her t*ts, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.' Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."
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My wife says she enjoys sеx more whilst on holiday.
Well I can tell you, that was an awkward postcard to receive.
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En karl gick till läkaren och klagade över för tidig utlösning. Läkarens gav honom råd: - När du närmar dig utlösning försök skrämma dig själv! Mannen köpte en startpistol. Kom hem och satte... "Pane doktore, já mám problém. Já trpím předčasnou ejakulací. Jak se ženy jenom dotknu, skoro okamžitě se udělám. Manželka z toho nic nemá, jí se to nelíbí, furt mi to vyčítá a nechce se mnou spát.... Miehellä oli ongelma ennenaikaisen siemensyöksyn kanssa, joten hän päätti mennä tohtorin luokse. Hän kysyi tohtorilta, että mitä hän voisi tehdä parantaakseen hänen ongelmansa. Vastauksena tohtori...
A man was having premature еjасulатiоn problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said,
"When you feel like you are getting ready to еjасulате, try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sеx and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to еjасulате and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered,
"Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my реnis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."
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A little boy caught his mom and dad having sеx. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said, "We were baking a cake." A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch."
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W & Y Honeymoon Tattoo To tattoo Jamaica Τα Τατουάζ. Един пич много обичал приятелката си, която се казвала Wendy и си татуирал нейното име на оная си работа. Un gryngo se hizo un tatuaje en el pene que decía WENDY, el cual era el nombre de su novia.. Cuando su pene estaba chico solo se veía WE, y cuando estaba grande se veía WENDY. Willy Weinlaub lässt sich in sein ,bestes Stück "WILLY" tätowieren, wobei man im ,Normalzustand allerdings nur "WY" sieht. ,Als er am Bahnhof in Eisenstadt auf das WC muss ,steht neben ihm ein Schwarzer. Er blinselt neugierig ,hinüber und sieht völlig überrascht "WY". <br... Um viajante japonês estava nos EUA onde arruma uma namorada cujo nome é Wendy. Em homenagem à namorada dele, ele tatuou no pau dele o nome dela; quando ele está com tesão, aparece todo o nome, mas quando não está, aparecem apenas a primeira e última letra do nome da garota: WY. Certo dia ele... Ein Typ hat ne Freundin namens WENDY. Aus liebe lässt er sich ihren Namen auf den Schnidel tätowieren. Im schlaffen Zustand ist allerdings nur WY zu lesen. Auf einem Bahnhofsklo trifft er beim... Die deutsche Urlauberin hat sich einen gut gebauten, dunkelhäutigen Gigolo angelacht und schließlich landen sie im Bett. Als sie bei der Zigarette danach beglückt auf sein erschlafftes... Det var ett europeiskt par som skulle åka på smekmånad till Bahamas. Mannen ville göra tjejen lite glad så han tatuerade han in hennes namn, Wendy, på manslemmen. Dessvärre syntes bara W och Y när... Ein Amerikaner, der seine Freundin aufrichtig liebte, beschloss, ihren Namen auf seinen Penis zu tätowieren. Ihr Name war "WENDY". Die Tätowierung wurde im erigiertem Zustand gemacht, so dass, wenn... A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You... Un uomo si fa tatuare sul pisello il nome della sua fidanzata Wendy, di modo che quando c'e l'ha normale si vede solo "wy" e quando gli va in tiro tutto il nome. Un giorno in palestra questo tizio,... Er komt nen Belgische toerist in een Jamaicaans café en bestelt iets om te drinke. Voor hij vertrekt gaat hij nog naar de wc. Daar begint ie te pissen. Plots komt er daar een pekzwarte rasechte Bob... Un italiano è fidanzato e per far vedere che la ama scrive il suo nome "Wendy" nelle parti intime; dopo un po va in Giamaica e va in bagno ed il ragazzo guarda il vicino che sta pisciando e vede... Inskickad av Magnus. Tack för bidraget ;-) En man hade tatuerat in sin frus namn, Helga, på snoppen, men när den var slak så syntes bara H och A. Sen gick han in på pissoaren och fick syn på en... N gringo tenía una novia llamada WENDY y estaba bien enamorado por lo que decidió tatuarse en el **** el nombre de su novia. Cuando el **** estaba tranquilo, sólo se veía WY y cuando estaba muy... Κάποιος τύπος είναι τρελά ερωτευμένος με μια Αγγλίδα που τη λένε Wendy και τη γνώρισε το καλοκαίρι στη θάλασσα. Τέτοια είναι η τρέλα του που αποφασίζει και κάνει στο πέος του τατουάζ με το όνομα... Bula avea tatuat pe instrument “Wendy”. Se duce el in Miami… si cum statea el in apa, apa cam rece, prin slip se vedea doar “Wy”. Se intalneste cu un negru. Se uita la slipul astiua si vede tot...
A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his реnis. He comes home and shows it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nudе beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his реnis. He asks the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"
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"Ваве is it in?"
"Yea."
"Does it hurt?"
"Uh huh."
"Let me put it in slowly."
"It still hurts."
"Okay, let's try another shoe size."
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I don’t know what’s worse:
Finding bucket loads of роrn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them
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My new girl friend is a роrn star she would probably кill me if she found out
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They say watching child роrn will get me 20 years in Jail.
I prefer to think of it as two 10 year olds
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I know sex, how to sex, kеер а sex, dumb ass sex, like уои sex, busy for sex, 15 seconds sex.
Read again without sex!
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- I'm in a rush today. I'm meeting with my manager to discuss my annual pay rise. - Me too.
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One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to рее. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.
"Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my реnis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his реnis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
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You have very nice legs.
What time do they open?
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Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them. Fars dag… Den mest forvirrende dag i ghettoen. Деня на бащата, един от най-обърканите празници за циганите Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.
Q: What is the most confusing day in West Virginia?
A: Father's Day.
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Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's sсrеwing a chicken.
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