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Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
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Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
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Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
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Yo mama so ugly she made santa say hо hо hо.
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Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
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Yo mama so fат when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
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Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
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Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
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Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
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Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.
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Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
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Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
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Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
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Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
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Yo Mama is so fат and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
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At a Whitehouse party for past presidents.
Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha.
Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
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Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
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Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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Близнаци Sind das Zwillinge? Близнаци во возот Ein äusserst hässliches Weibsstück kommt mit seinen zwei Kindern in ein Geschäft. Пътува някакъв пич във влака и на някаква гара в купето му влиза семейство – мъж, много грозна жена, пубер на 15 и дете на 6 години. Пътуват си те и по едно време нашия човек пита мъжа: Uma mulher mal-encarada, antipática e muito, muito feia entra nas Lojas Calombo com duas crianças. O gerente da loja, querendo ser gentil, pergunta-lhe: — São gêmeos? A mulher, fazendo uma careta, que faz com que fique ainda mais feia, diz: — Não, paspalho! O mais velho tem 9 e o mais novo tem 7... Ruma, häiritsevä ja huutava nainen oli kaupassa kahden lapsensa kanssa. Hän huutaa lapsillensa ja häiritsee kaikkia kaupassa olijoita kirkuvalla äänellään. Kauppias menee naisen luokse ja yrittää... Una donna davvero brutta ed antipatica, con un'espressione sgradevole ed odiosa, entra in un grande magazzino con i suoi due figli, imprecando contro di loro per ogni minima cosa. La commessa...
An ugly, fат, bad woman with two kids enters Wal Mart, shouting angry at the kids with no reason.
The man at the reception says cheerfully to her: "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Cute kids! Are they twins?"
The horrible woman stopped shouting, just enough to say, "Неll, they’ re not twins… The older is 9 and the other is 7! Are you blind or just sтuрid?"
"No madam... I’m neither blind nor sтuрid... I just can’t get that there’s a man out there who had sеx with you twice."
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