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A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him:
"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."

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Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

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My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results...
... speak for themselves

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My biology teacher tells me that I need to focus more in lessons.
They say I always ask off topic questions. But I'm just interested, that's all.
Science is interesting. Apparently there is a species of fish called "irrelevant".

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Reed Richards posses a mastery of mechanical, aerospace, electrical engineering, chemistry and biology
But we all know why he's called Mr. Fantastick.

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I failed my biology test today.
Apparently, "black guys" isn't the answer to the question "What is found in cells."

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So I took a biology test the other day...
One of the questions was, "name two things commonly found in cells."
Apparently, young blacks and latinos was not the right answer.

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My 14 year old came back with this after his biology class
Q. who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane?
A. osmoses

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I made a DNA joke in my biology class but no one laughed.
Guess my thymine was off.

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I was asked on a biology test "what is most commonly found in cells"
Black people was the wrong answer...

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My biology teacher asked me what was the ugliest vegetable IMO.
Apparently, Stephen Hawking was the wrong answer.

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I was being mugged the other day...
The guy said,
"Give me all your money or else you're biology!"
I said,
"Don't you mean history?"
He told me "Don't change the subject!"

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Why are eye jokes worse than toe jokes?
Because toe jokes may be cheesy, but eye jokes are cornea.
(Biology students roll up)
However, they're still full of humour.

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Biology Joke
Biology teacher:
Can anyone name a disease?
Student:
I can sir.
Teacher:
Well done. Whose next?

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?
They didn't have any chemistry.

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Biology Joke
When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?
Photosympathize

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The biology teacher told us our skin is the biggest оrgаn...
Here i was thinking it was the one they play in the church down the road!

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In their biology class, students are given an activity that introduces them to relative dating...
One Student:
"Relative Dating? This isn't Alabama!"

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