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Q. What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend?
A. Homeless.
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Yo mama so short when she smokes wееd she can't even get high
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and кill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Ваlls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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How do you suffocate a niggеr?
Tell him there's wееd inside the pillowcase.
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This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
Yes.
And in what ways does it affect your memory?
I forget.
You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
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A boxer is whining to the doctor that he can’t sleep.
I won’t give you any drugs, you don’t need any.
Use the classical method, the one with counting the sheep’s.
I tried.
But, every time I get to 9 I jump off the bed.
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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
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Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lеsвiаns who are suffering from depression? Its called Trycoxagain.
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How does a рrоsтiтuте make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her сrаск and sell it again.
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What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t sell drugs.
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– Намерих спринцовка в чантата ти, Иванчо, ваксинираш ли се?? – Не, тате, друсам се – А, добре тогава – I found a syringe in your bag, Johnny, are you getting vaccinated?? – No dad, I'm doing drugs – Oh, well then that's fine – Я нашёл шприц в твоей сумке, Ваня, ты вакцинируешься?? – Нет, папа, я колюсь – А, ну тогда ладно – Ich habe eine Spritze in deiner Tasche gefunden, Max, lässt du dich impfen?? – Nein Papa, ich nehme Drogen – Ach so, na dann ist ja gut – J'ai trouvé une seringue dans ton sac, Paul, tu te vaccines ?? – Non papa je me drogue – Ah bon ben ça va alors – Βρήκα μια σύριγγα στην τσάντα σου, Γιάννη, εμβολιάζεσαι?? – Όχι μπαμπά, παίρνω ναρκωτικά – Α, εντάξει τότε – Но trovato una siringa nella tua borsa, Marco, ti vaccini?? – No papà, mi drogo – Ah, beh allora va bene – Çantanda bir şırınga buldum, Ali, aşı mı oluyorsun?? – Hayır baba, uyuşturucu kullanıyorum – Ha, tamam o zaman – Я знайшов шприц у твоїй сумці, Ваню, ти вакцинуєшся?? – Ні, тату, я колюся – А, ну тоді добре – Encontrei uma seringa na tua bolsa, João, estás a vacinar-te?? – Não pai, drogo-me – Ah, então está bem – Znalazłem strzykawkę w twojej torbie, Jasio, szczepisz się?? – Nie tato, biorę narkotyki – A, no to dobrze – Jag hittade en spruta i din väska, Kalle, vaccinerar du dig?? – Nej pappa, jag tar droger – Jaha, då är det lugnt – Ik heb een spuit in je tas gevonden, Jantje, laat je je vaccineren?? – Nee papa, ik gebruik drugs – O, nou dan is het goed – Jeg fandt en sprøjte i din taske, Mads, bliver du vaccineret?? – Nej far, jeg tager stoffer – Nå, så er det fint – Jeg fant en sprøyte i sekken din, Ola, vaksinerer du deg?? – Nei pappa, jeg tar dop – Å, da er det greit – Löysin ruiskun laukustasi, Mikko, otatko rokotteen?? – En isä, käytän huumeita – Ahaa, no sitten kaikki hyvin – Találtam egy fecskendőt a táskádban, Pisti, oltatod magad?? – Nem apa, drogozom – Ja, akkor rendben – Am găsit o seringă în geanta ta, Ionel, te vaccinezi?? – Nu tată, mă droghez – A, bine atunci – Našel jsem v tvé tašce injekční stříkačku, Pepíku, očkuješ se?? – Ne tati, beru drogy – Aha, tak to je v pořádku – Radau švirkštą tavo krepšyje, Jonai, ar skiepijiesi?? – Ne tėti, vartoju narkotikus – Ai, na tada gerai – Atradu šļirci tavā somā, Jānīti, tu vakcinējies?? – Nē tēti, es lietoju narkotikas – Ā, nu tad labi – Našao sam špricu u tvojoj torbi, Ivane, cijepiš li se?? – Ne tata, drogiram se – Aha, onda u redu – Найдов шприц во твојата торба, Петар, се вакцинираш?? – Не тато, се дрогирам – А, добро тогаш
– Encontré una jeringa en tu mochila, Juanito, ¿te estás vacunando?? – No papá, me drogo – Ah, bueno, entonces está bien
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On dit que la drogue est notre pire ennemi, mais Dieu nous a pourtant dit d'aimer nos ennemis.
My mom told me drugs are my enemies… but Jesus said to love your enemies
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Q: How do you know you are a true stoner?
A: When your воng gets washed more than your dishes!
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Q: What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?
A: Double jointed.
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Q: What do you call one bowl between three tokers ?
A: Malnutrition.
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Q: What do you call a family that grows Marijuana in their backyard?
A: A Joint Family.
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Q: What does marijuana and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
A: They both get smoked in bowls.
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