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How can you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant?
One of them is an elephant

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea.

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A joke my 4 year old came up with today...
Him:
"What's the only mammal that can breathe under water?"
Me:
"I dunno, what?"
Him (loudly):
"An elephant sticking his trunk up!"

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I gave my friend an elephant for his room.
He told me "thank you."
I said "don't mention it."

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I have the memory of an elephant.
I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.

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If there is an elephant in the room and nobody notices
Is it irrelephant?

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How do you turn a Fox into an Elephant?
Marry her.

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I always make jokes about everything, but I won't make a joke about fат people...
... Because an elephant never forgets.

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A Republican, a Democrat, a Communist, a priest, a rabbi, an Imam, an African, a Caucasian, an Asian, a horse, a giraffe, an elephant, a fairy, an elf, and an unicorn walk into a bar...
The bar tender looks up
"What is this? A joke?"

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What do you call a baby elephant in Spanish?
El infant.

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What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes “hippity-THUD, hippity-THUD, hippity-THUD?
The Easter Elephant.

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What do you call the cross between an elephant and a rhino?
'Ell if I know.

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Why do you never see an elephant hiding on top of a tree?
Because they're good at it.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Shows you it works then.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys picking cherries.

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Why does an elephant have four feet?
Because six inches isn't going to satisfy a female elephant.

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A zookeeper spotted a visitor throwing $10 bills into the elephant exhibit…
“Why are you doing that?” asked the keeper.
“The sign says it’s okay,” replied the visitor.
“No, it doesn’t.”
“Yes, it does. It says, ‘Do not feed. $10 fine.’”

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Never call a woman fat
An elephant never forgets.

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I took a job at a zoo performing elephant circumcisions
The benefits aren't great, but the tips are huge.

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