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Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech?
A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.

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One day Stan comes home from a hard day at work. He sees his wife bending down to clean the floor under the sofa. So Stan goes over to his wife and starts fuскing her from behind. After he finishes, he gives her a hard smack to the head.
His wife yells, ''What was that for!?''
To which Stan replies, ''That's for not checking to see who it was.''

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King Arthur was about to embark on a long crusade.
Before doing so he called to Merlin to devise a cunning chastity belt for Gwenivere. The belt contained a miniture guillotine. Upon his return, he called to his Knights of the Round Table and had them all sтriр from the waist down. One by one, he went to each knight and shook his head, telling all those whose members were missing to get out of his sight. That is until he came up to Lancelot. Seeing that Lancelot was intact, he exclaimed, ''Now I knew I could count on you to be trusted. Name anything at all and it is yours.'' Lancelot replied '' UNGH!UH! UNGH!'''

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Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team.

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There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiот.

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A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why is your head so small?"
He replies, "I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had sеx with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all, had the power to grant anybody one wish, so I asked her to have sеx with me. She said she would grant me anything but that, so I said, "Would a little head be out of the question?"

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There were two little сrавs who met in Florida every year. One year when they arrived, one little crab was shivering terribly. The other crab asked why and he said, "I got a ride here on a man's moustache. He drove so fast, I was freezing."
"Well," the other crab said, "why don't you hide up a lady's skirt next year. Then you won't be as cold."
The little crab said, "Hey, that isn't a bad idea."
A year later, the two сrавs met at the same place, and the one little crab was shivering very badly again. The other crab asked if he had taken his advice and he said, "Yeah, I went and hid up a lady's skirt, but when I woke up in the morning I was on that's guy's moustache again!"

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Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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What's the difference between basketball and sеx?
In basketball you dribble before you shoot!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Love Bowl:
Congratulations, you've ranked high enough in the polls to play in my Love Bowl. High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Maneuver:
Hey ваве, I'd like to try the Down and In maneuver on you. High five!

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A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and tells the artist she would like two tatoos, one of Robert Redford on her left upper thigh, and one of Paul Newman on her right thigh. After hours of work the tatoo artist is finished and holds a mirror in between the womans legs for her to view.
The woman says,'' I dont know if these really look like Paul & Robert, and I ain't payin for this if it isn't right!'' She tells the artist she will go just outside the buisness and ask someone walking down the street if they know who the two men are on her thighs, if they answer correctly she would pay the artist.
She soon sees a man walking down the street, so she pulls up her skirt and asks him, '' Can you tell me who the man on my right thigh and the man on my left thigh are?''
The man replies, '' I dunno, but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson.''

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A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness by a guide.
On the third day, the hikers noticed that they had been traveling in circles. ''We're lost!'' One of the hikers complained. ''And you said you were the best guide in the United States.'' ''I am,'' the guide answered, '' but I think we may have wandered into Canada.''

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What do mopeds and fат ladies have in common?
They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.

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Q: What did the hockey goalie say to his teammate?
A: "Let's get the puck out of here!"

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A typical macho man married typical good-looking woman and, after the wedding, laid down the following rules:
''I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?''
His new bride said, ''No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sеx here at 7 o'clock every night - whether you're here or not.''

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Jоск Воотy Call... Muscle:
Hey ваве, I think I pulled a groin muscle. Or was that you? High five!

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The St. Louis Symphony was playing Beethoven's Ninth one night. One bass player said to the other,
"We don't have much to do. Let's go next door for a few drinks."
They stayed for a while and got a little tipsy. One said to the other,
"To give us more time, I tied the pages of the music together, so the conductor will have to untie it when he gets near the end." They staggered back into the auditorium just in time for the finish. The next day when someone asked their friend how the concert was, they replied,
"The most exciting part was at the end of the Ninth when the score was tied and the bassists were loaded."

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Q. What's the similarity between penises and fish?
A. You throw back the small ones, you keep the medium ones, and you mount the large ones.

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What does NASCAR stand for?
Non
Athletic
Sport
Created
Around
Rednecks

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