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Разговор между младоженци: Сърби младоженци Um casal recém casado vai viver em sua nova casa. Ao entrar pela primeira vez na casa o homem diz: Een pas getrouwde echtgenoot maakt enkele regels duidelijk aan zijn kersvers bruidje: "Vooreerst sta ik op wanneer ik wil en ga ik slapen wanneer ik wil. Als ik 's avonds laat van het werk thuis... Typowy macho poślubił typową laleczkę. Po ślubie facet wprowadza swoje zasady: - Będę w domu
A typical macho man married typical good-looking woman and, after the wedding, laid down the following rules:
''I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?''
His new bride said, ''No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sеx here at 7 o'clock every night - whether you're here or not.''
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Разговор между младоженци: Сърби младоженци Um casal recém casado vai viver em sua nova casa. Ao entrar pela primeira vez na casa o homem diz: Een pas getrouwde echtgenoot maakt enkele regels duidelijk aan zijn kersvers bruidje: "Vooreerst sta ik op wanneer ik wil en ga ik slapen wanneer ik wil. Als ik 's avonds laat van het werk thuis... Typowy macho poślubił typową laleczkę. Po ślubie facet wprowadza swoje zasady: - Będę w domu
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