Разговор между младоженци:
Сърби младоженци, непосредствено след сватбата, мъжът казва:
Um casal recém casado vai viver em sua nova casa. Ao entrar pela primeira vez na casa o homem diz:
Een pas getrouwde echtgenoot maakt enkele regels duidelijk aan zijn kersvers bruidje: "Vooreerst sta ik op wanneer ik wil en ga ik slapen wanneer ik wil. Als ik
Typowy macho poślubił typową laleczkę. Po ślubie facet wprowadza swoje zasady: - Będę w domu, kiedy chcę, jeśli chcę i o której godzinie chcę. Nie chcę słyszeć z tego powodu żadnych wyrzutów....
''I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?''
His new bride said, ''No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sеx here at 7 o'clock every night - whether you're here or not.''