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How did Bill Clinton practice safe sеx?
He didn't light the cigar.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes American Presidents Humor

Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A: A sweater with big pockets.

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Classic Воотy Call... A Becoming Shirt:
Gee, that shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.

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Ladies, they call this a 'half shirt' for a reason:
only half of y'all are supposed to wear this.

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White people, y'all are the only people to ever see aliens.
I'm telling you, it's true. I was watching something about sightings. You never see blacks and Hispanics on sightings. You don't see that. You want to know why? I'm going to tell you why you don't see us on it - because we mind our dамn business.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Alien Jokes

Q: What did Luke Skywalker say to his girlfriend?
A: This is Red 5, I'm going in.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Star Wars Jokes

Why do smurfs laugh as they walk through the forest?
Because the grass tickles their ваlls!

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80s Воотy Call... Smurf:
I'd like to smurf all over you with my big, throbbing smurf.

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There were five thousand Smurfs, and one Smurfette, and she sсrеwеd each one seven times.
Enter 5000+1 times 7 in a calculator to see what Smurfette was...

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Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: In a catalogue.

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Michael Jackson jokes

She is so blonde that it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes."

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Blonde Jokes

Mothers, y'all get songs dedicated to you.
Y'all got a song by The Intruders, 'I'll Always Love My Mama'... You got the song by The Spinners, 'Sadie.' Y'all remember that one? Fathers, what do we get? 'Papa Was a Rolling Stone.'

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What has three ваlls and comes from outer space?
E.T., the Extra-Теsтiсlе!

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Space jokes

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Oops I did it again!

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Hipster Воотy Call... Spinning:
You're spinning here on Monday? I'm spinning here on Monday!

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Redneck Воотy Call... Springer:
Didn't I see you on the Jerry Springer show?

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Q: Why did Harry Potter have to repeat his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
A: He couldn't spell.

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Harry Potter Jokes School Jokes

When an attractive young girl returned from her honeymoon she was in a state bordering on desperation, and decided to write to the ''Aunt Marge'' page of her weekly magazine:
''I am at wit's end since it seems that the nice boy I married is really a sеx-maniac. He never leaves me alone - he makes love to me all night without stopping, and then while I'm cooking breakfast, cleaning the house, while I'm in the bath, while I'm watching TV, and so on, he just never stops! Can you please tell me what to do? Signed, Exhausted in Peoria P.S. Please excuse the jerky handwriting.''

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What is the best thing about getting head from?
Barbara Streisand?
Ten minutes of silence.

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Superhero Воотy Call... Origin:
My origin? I was bitten by a radioactive роrn star.

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