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Most Popular Jokes

What did stevie wonder’s mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture

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Kids Jokes

The doctor said my voice box is damaged and I may never speak again.
I can’t tell you how upset I am.
Edit: Thank you for the gold, I can't tell you how much I appreciate it.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes

"Dad. Are we pyromaniacs?"
"Yes, we arson."

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Dad Jokes

My niece, Sue, plans to open a discount grocery store where everything expires in a week...
She's going to call it Best By...

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One-Liner Jokes

What happened when a man ordered a double?
The barman brought out someone that looked just like him.

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One-Liner Jokes

NED: Remember that goodlooking amputee from last night?
ED: Yeah – she really cauterize!

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One-Liner Jokes

Think the price of gas is expensive?
Have you seen the price of chimneys?
They are going through the roof!

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One-Liner Jokes

Dromedary – camel that gets annoyed when you milk it.

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One-Liner Jokes

A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor. On the 23rd floor, a great looking man with ruffled hair gets into the elevator.
The women exchange a look acknowledging just how good looking this man is. The man gets off the elevator on the 12th floor. The women watch him exit the elevator. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, "God was he good looking, but someone ought to give him some Head & Shoulders."To which the blonde replies, "How do you give Shoulders?"

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Blonde Jokes

Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications.
Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.
Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion!
Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!

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Animal Jokes

whats faster than a black person stealing your car? him driving away in it

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner.
It's like it wasn't even designed for women.
How can I be expected to work under these conditions?

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Jokes about Women Office and Work Jokes Technology Jokes Wine jokes

Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.

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Yo Momma Jokes

Yo' Mama is so fат, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sеx with her.

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Yo Momma Jokes

Yo' Mama is so fат, when she steps on a scale, it says, "To be continued."

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, it took her an hour to make Minute Maid.

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Yo Momma Jokes Food Jokes Stupid Jokes

Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!

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Yo Momma Jokes Internet Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
A: Lipstick.

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Office and Work Jokes Jokes about Women Animal Jokes Lawyer Jokes

Corpsalicious!
One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, ''There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything.''
After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's аnus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same. After hesitating, they all did it.
''Next,'' the professor said, ''you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger.''

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Gross Jokes School Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes Science jokes Student jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.
On the wall? Art.
On the floor? Matt.

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Gross Jokes Men jokes