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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
Двама се блъскат на пътя. Двама шофьори изскачат от колите си, след като са се блъснали на кръстовището. Nach dem Unfall Welch ein Glück Ασπονδοι εχθροί. Πραγματικό Θαύμα! Un rabbin et un prêtre entrent en collision lors d'un accident de voiture. Les deux voitures sont complètement démolies mais, curieusement, aucun des deux hommes n'est blessé. En kvinna och en man råkar krocka med varandra på vägen. Båda bilarna totaldemoleras, men otroligt nog skadas ingen av dem. Efter att de båda kravlat ur sina bilar, säger kvinnan: "Så du är en man. Intressant. Jag är en kvinna... Wow! Bara titta på... En advokat var på väg till en klient ute på landet med sin Porche. Plötsligt kom det en Mercedes runt en skarp kurva och de båda krockade. Bilförarna steg ur sina bilar och då mannen i mercedesen... Een man en een vrouw zijn betrokken geraakt bij een auto ongeluk, het is een ernstig ongeluk. Allebei hun auto's liggen in de kreukels, maar gek genoeg is geen van beide passagiers gewond. Nadat... Dois carros se chocam. Um pertencia a um advogado e o outro a um médico. Ao sair do automóvel o médico se dirige ao carro do advogado e percebe que nada de grave ocorreu. Só então os dois passam a...
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In the year 3000, animals rule the Earth; they talk and drive sport scars. An owl enters a psychologist's office. The psychologist says to the owl, "What is your problem?"
The owl replies, "I always sleep at night and am awake during the day. I am an owl and we usually are awake during the night."
The psychologist tells the owl to come back in two days to solve his problem, as he is very busy. The next night, a cat comes in. He says, "I always sleep during the day. Like my friends, I want to sleep during the night. Can you help?"
The psychologist advises the cat to come back in one day, as he is very busy. The next day, the cat comes very, very, very early for his appointment and ends up at the same time as the owl. The cat is told to wait outside. He peeks in the owl's appointment and figures out his problem... and his address! During the next evening, when the owl usually comes in for his appointment, the cat comes in. The psychologist asks the cat why he is here instead of the owl. The cat replies, "He is here!'' and poops on the floor, explaining, "I was sent to deliver him."
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