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Vad säger den judiske pedofilen för något? Finns det några barn som skulle vilja köpa lite godis? - Что сказал еврей-педофил маленькой девочке? - Ты купишь мне конфетку? - Τί λέει ένας Εβραίος παιδεραστής σε ένα πιτσιρίκι; - Αγοράκι θα μου αγοράσεις ένα γλειφιτζούρι; Har du hørt om den pedofile jøden som traff to smågutter? - Vil dere kjøpe litt godteri...? Židovský pedofil potká v parku malou holčičku a povídá jí: "Holčičko, nechceš si koupit bonbón?" Was sagt ein pädophiler Jude zu einem kleinen Jungen? Möchtest du ein Bonbon………. Kaufen?
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get sсrеwеd!"
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Blondine vs Fisch Το ψάρι Въпрос: - Знаеш ли как блондинка убива риба? Comment une blonde tue un poisson ? - elle le noie. Comment un belge tue-t-il un poisson ? - Il le noie. Wie tötet eine Blondine einen Fisch? Sie ertränkt ihn! Kuinka blondi tappaa kalan? Hukuttamalla. Hvordan dræber blondiner fisk? – De drukner dem! A jak blondynka zabija rybę? - Topi ją. Hur dödar blondiner en fisk? Dränker den Comment fait une blonde pour tuer un poisson? Elle lui met la tête sous l'eau pour le noyer.
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