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Most Popular Jokes

I spent four years at college and didn’t learn anything…
It’s really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.

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School Jokes

Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.

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One-Liner Jokes

Yo momma is do dumb when two robbers stole her tv she chased after them saying you forgot the remote

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Yo Momma Jokes

Best way to answer phone:
Mario's pizzeria and abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce.

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Insult Jokes

Girl: * stares at me for 30 seconds
Me: What you looking at ?
Girl: IDK, something ugly.
Me: ВIТСН i ain't no mirror.

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Insult Jokes

An airplane is going down cause of too much weight, there was a black man, an asian man, a mexican man, and an american man. Each of them were told to throw something off the plane to lighten the load, the black man threw a couple zebras and lions out saying,"I have too any of those in my country."
The asian threw some fish and rice out, saying"I have too many of that in my country."
The mexican threw some corn and refried beans out saying,"I have too many of that in my country."
The american threw the mexican out and said,"I have way too many of that in my country.

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Men jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes

Girl - Lost two pounds this week b*tches!
Me - What did you take off your makeup?

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Insult Jokes

Click kick аss if you think justin bieber is gay

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Which Nаzi loved Michael Jordan? Joseph Goebbels. He loved it when things were Goering well for the Chicago squad, and especially when MJ would achieve Luftwaffe and Rеiсh up the points. For the fans, it was beyond their wildest iMaginotion. It was Panzermonium.

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One-Liner Jokes

I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.

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One-Liner Jokes

I suggested to my wife that she’d look sexier with her hair back
…
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Apparently, that is an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

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Sick and Death Jokes

Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain…
Me: So… You’re new?
Depression: (I don’t know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm!
Me: Well what are your skills?
Depression: Oh, taking control and leading… You know…
Me: What are you trying out for?
Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts.
Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job…
Me: How did you know about us?
Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we’re friends!
Me: Interesting… (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it’s problemos)
Me: Well I think you’re signed up! I’ll give you the job!
Depression: tHaNKS
And thats how my life got destroyed :]

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Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

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I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions…

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What is the difference between вееr nuts and deer nuts? Well вееr nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

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Animal Jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes

Yo Forehead is so big. . The photo on yo Driver’s License says “to be continued on the back”

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How does a соw become invisible? – Through camooflage.

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Animal Jokes

What happens when a соw jumps over a wire fence
Udder destruction

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Animal Jokes

The toilet paper tried to cross the road he couldnt because he was stuck in a CRACK

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What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse’s вuтт?
An Amish Mechanic.

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