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Most Popular Jokes

Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: One. The guitarist holds the bulb, and the world revolves around him.

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A lot of people think I look like Alec Baldwin.
They don't actually tell me that, but I'm pretty sure that's what they're thinking.

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Geek Воотy Call... Limited Edition:
Even if you were a limited-edition convention exclusive figure numbered to 5,000, I'd still play with you.

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Hobo Воотy Call... Pile:
Nice rags. Haven't I seen you rooting around the same pile before?

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Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony?
A: Look for sesame seed buns.

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80s Воотy Call... Puzzle:
I'd like to solve your Rubik's Cube.

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80s Воотy Call... Call:
Who ya gonna call? How about me?

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80s Воотy Call... Mr. T:
I pity the fool who doesn't come home with me tonight!

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80s Воотy Call... Betamax:
Can I put my tape in your Betamax?

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80s Воотy Call... DeLorean:
Wanna take a ride in my DeLorean?

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80s Воотy Call... Gary Coleman:
Call me Gary Coleman because I know all about diff'rent strokes.

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90s Воотy Call... Flannel:
That flannel makes you look particularly undernourished in this garage light.

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90s Воотy Call... Mosh Pit:
You just dove from the stage of my dreams into the mosh pit of my so-called life.

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Geek Воотy Call... Series:
If you had your own syndicated series, it'd be called "Ваве-a-lon Five."

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Classic Воотy Call... A Becoming Shirt:
Gee, that shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.

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80s Воотy Call... Smurf:
I'd like to smurf all over you with my big, throbbing smurf.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Oops I did it again!

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Redneck Воотy Call... Springer:
Didn't I see you on the Jerry Springer show?

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Superhero Воотy Call... Fantastic:
Want to see my Fantastic Four-skin? Flame on!

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Surprise!
The wife of a politician goes in for her annual gynecological exam, and the doctor tells her she's pregnant. She storms out of the office and calls her husband. "You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?"After a moment of stunned silence, he replies, "Who is this?"

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