A nun leaves her cell and walks along the corridor.
"Sister Mary it seems you got out of bed the wrong side today "
Sister Mary " No, I'm in a very good mood"
Sister Mary enters the kitchen.
"Sister Mary worng side of the bed today"?
"NO" says Mary I'm FINE............
Goes to sit down to eat.
"Sister Mary" says the Mother Superior
" looks like you got out the wrong side of the bed this morning "
" FOR GODS SAKE " says Mary " I really am fine "
"Fine you may be " replies the Mother Superior " But you have Father Johns slippers on............

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