La Mère supérieure du couvent
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A nun woke up one morning feeling great
As she passed the young novices
President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day
C'est le début de la matinée dans le couvent. Deux religieuses se dirigent vers le réfectoire pour prendre le petit déjeuner. Sur le chemin
O Papa e o Clinton morreram e foram para o céu. No dia seguinte eles se encontram e o Papa confessa a Clinton: — Não vejo a hora de encontrar a Virgem Maria! — IIhh! Acho que agora é tarde!
Bill Clinton and the Pope both died on the same day. Due to a minor clerical error
En nunna vaknade en vacker morgon och bestämde sig för att ta en promenad. Hon steg upp och tog på sig sina skor. När hon hade gått en stund mötte hon en annan nunna som log och sa: - Har du...
Siostra Przełożona udając się na poranne modlitwy
Un preot Tanar se scula de dimineata
"Sister Mary it seems you got out of bed the wrong side today "
Sister Mary " No, I'm in a very good mood"
Sister Mary enters the kitchen.
"Sister Mary worng side of the bed today"?
"NO" says Mary I'm FINE............
Goes to sit down to eat.
"Sister Mary" says the Mother Superior
" looks like you got out the wrong side of the bed this morning "
" FOR GODS SAKE " says Mary " I really am fine "
"Fine you may be " replies the Mother Superior " But you have Father Johns slippers on............