La Mère supérieure du couvent, réveillée de bonne humeur, décide de faire le tour des cellules. A nun leaves her cell and walks along the corridor Медицинска сестра сутрин минава да види пациентите и всички и казвали: A nun woke up one morning feeling great, she got out of bed and decided to go to the kitchen for some breakfast. As she passed the young novices, Mother Superior said, "Good morning, ladies," and the novices replied, "Good morning, Mother Superior. May God be with you." But once they were past, she heard one novice say to another, "She got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning." Mother Superior was... C O Papa e o Clinton morreram e foram para o céu. No dia seguinte eles se encontram e o Papa confessa a Clinton: — Não vejo a hora de encontrar a Virgem Maria! — IIhh! Acho que agora é tarde! Bill Clinton and the Pope both died on the same day. Due to a minor clerical error, the Pope went to Hell, while Clinton went to Heaven. When the Pope arrived in Hell, everyone realized the... En nunna vaknade en vacker morgon och bestämde sig för att ta en promenad. Hon steg upp och tog på sig sina skor. När hon hade gått en stund mötte hon en annan nunna som log och sa: - Har du... Siostra Przełożona udając się na poranne modlitwy, minęła po drodze dwie młode zakonnice, które właśnie z porannych modlitw wracały. Mijając, pozdrowiła je: - Dzień dobry dziewczęta, niech Bóg... Un preot Tanar se scula de dimineata, se Imbraca, se spala si se indrepta Spre sala de mese. Pe drum, doua calugarite il Salutara si, pe urma, ii spusera discret: - Parinte, v-ati sculat...
President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope gets sent to hеll.
The Pope explained the situation to the devil, he checked out all of the paperwork and the error was acknowledged. The Pope was told, however, that it would take about 24 hours to fix the problem and correct the error [they don't have UNIX in hеll, only Windoze].

The next day, the Pope was called in and the devil said his good-bye as he went off to heaven. On his way up, he met Clinton who was on his way down, and they stop to chat.

Pope: Sorry about the mix up. President Clinton: No problem. Pope: Well, I'm really excited about going to heaven. President Clinton: Why's that? Pope: All my life I've wanted to meet the Virgin Mary. President Clinton: You're a day late.
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La Mère supérieure du couvent, réveillée de bonne humeur, décide de faire le tour des cellules. A nun leaves her cell and walks along the corridor Медицинска сестра сутрин минава да види пациентите и всички и казвали: A nun woke up one morning feeling great, she got out of bed and decided to go to the kitchen for some breakfast. As she passed the young novices, Mother Superior said, "Good morning, ladies," and the novices replied, "Good morning, Mother Superior. May God be with you." But once they were past, she heard one novice say to another, "She got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning." Mother Superior was... C O Papa e o Clinton morreram e foram para o céu. No dia seguinte eles se encontram e o Papa confessa a Clinton: — Não vejo a hora de encontrar a Virgem Maria! — IIhh! Acho que agora é tarde! Bill Clinton and the Pope both died on the same day. Due to a minor clerical error, the Pope went to Hell, while Clinton went to Heaven. When the Pope arrived in Hell, everyone realized the... En nunna vaknade en vacker morgon och bestämde sig för att ta en promenad. Hon steg upp och tog på sig sina skor. När hon hade gått en stund mötte hon en annan nunna som log och sa: - Har du... Siostra Przełożona udając się na poranne modlitwy, minęła po drodze dwie młode zakonnice, które właśnie z porannych modlitw wracały. Mijając, pozdrowiła je: - Dzień dobry dziewczęta, niech Bóg... Un preot Tanar se scula de dimineata, se Imbraca, se spala si se indrepta Spre sala de mese. Pe drum, doua calugarite il Salutara si, pe urma, ii spusera discret: - Parinte, v-ati sculat...