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La Mère supérieure du couvent A nun leaves her cell and walks along the corridor Медицинска сестра сутрин минава да види пациентите и всички и казвали: A nun woke up one morning feeling great As she passed the young novices President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day C'est le début de la matinée dans le couvent. Deux religieuses se dirigent vers le réfectoire pour prendre le petit déjeuner. Sur le chemin O Papa e o Clinton morreram e foram para o céu. No dia seguinte eles se encontram e o Papa confessa a Clinton: — Não vejo a hora de encontrar a Virgem Maria! — IIhh! Acho que agora é tarde! En nunna vaknade en vacker morgon och bestämde sig för att ta en promenad. Hon steg upp och tog på sig sina skor. När hon hade gått en stund mötte hon en annan nunna som log och sa: - Har du... Siostra Przełożona udając się na poranne modlitwy Un preot Tanar se scula de dimineata
Bill Clinton and the Pope both died on the same day. Due to a minor clerical error, the Pope went to Неll, while Clinton went to Heaven. When the Pope arrived in Неll, everyone realized the mistake. Due to an issue with the union, they couldn't swap the two until the next day, and the Pope had to spend the night in Неll, while Clinton spent the night in Heaven. The next day the paperwork got worked out. On his way up to Heaven, the Pope ran into Clinton. Clinton asked the Pope, "How was your night in Неll?"
"Very educational," responded the Pope. "I've learned a lot from the experience, but now I'm glad I'm going to Heaven. I've been waiting all my life to meet the Virgin Mary."
"Ooh, sorry," said Clinton, "you should have been there yesterday."
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La Mère supérieure du couvent A nun leaves her cell and walks along the corridor Медицинска сестра сутрин минава да види пациентите и всички и казвали: A nun woke up one morning feeling great As she passed the young novices President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day C'est le début de la matinée dans le couvent. Deux religieuses se dirigent vers le réfectoire pour prendre le petit déjeuner. Sur le chemin O Papa e o Clinton morreram e foram para o céu. No dia seguinte eles se encontram e o Papa confessa a Clinton: — Não vejo a hora de encontrar a Virgem Maria! — IIhh! Acho que agora é tarde! En nunna vaknade en vacker morgon och bestämde sig för att ta en promenad. Hon steg upp och tog på sig sina skor. När hon hade gått en stund mötte hon en annan nunna som log och sa: - Har du... Siostra Przełożona udając się na poranne modlitwy Un preot Tanar se scula de dimineata
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