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Блондинка и брюнетка гледали репортаж за мъж, който стоял на покрива на една сграда и заплашвал, че ще се самоубие. Блондинка и брионетка гледат филм. Ein Golf- und ein Mantafahrer sitzen im Kino Sitzen zwei Blondinen vorm Fernseher und schauen einen Cowboyfilm. Det var en gang en svenske og en norske som var på kino. Når de var kommet langt uti filmen sa norsken: - Skal vedde 100 kroner på at nå kommer indianeren ut bak steinen og skyter cowboyen. - Jeg... Een dom blondje en een brunette zitten aan de bar, tv te kijken. Ze horen op 'Hart van Nederland' dat er een man van het flatgebouw af wilt springen. Zegt de brunette “Wedden voor 20 euro dat hij...
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Мъж се разхожда със сина си и виждат две кучета да се чукат. O menino está passeando com o pai quando vê um casal de cães acasalando no meio da rua. A man and his wife were having sex one night in there bedroom. This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?" The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy." That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to... A boy watches his mum and dad having s*x he ask, "What are you doing ?" His dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!" Boy say, "Do her d*ggy style I want a puppy."
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This guy walks into a bar and sits down on a stool and places a bottle of prescribe medication on the bar, the man sitting next to him says, "What is that?"
The guy says, "These are smart pills," you take one and it makes you smarter.
The half drunк man says, "Your joking aren't you? and the guy says, "No I am not."
So the drunк says to the bar tender, "Give a large glass of вееr."
The drunк opens the bottle and takes a pill and washes it down.
A few minutes later the drunк says, "I don't feel smarter." and the guy says, "Well some people require more than one pill."
So the drunк takes another pill and washes it down and few minutes later he says, "I still don't feel any smarter.
So the drunк says, "Hey,let me see those pills," the drunк takes a pill and smells it and says," it smells like shiт and he tastes it and says, "It tastes like shiт."
The guy says, "See! your getting smartes allready."
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