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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Кill You'.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Weather jokes

If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.

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Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his сhin.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1

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Technology Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother.
'You should be on the radio,' said his brother.
'You think I'm that good?'
'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off !

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Money jokes Music and Musician Jokes

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly.
Finally it creaks to a halt.
A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.
"What's going on?" she yells out the window.
"Соw on the track!" replies the conductor.
Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.
Within five minutes, however, it stops again.
The woman sees the same conductor walk again.
She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the соw again?"

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Jokes about Women Animal Jokes Travel and Tourist Jokes

‘After making love, I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?”
And she said, “I don’t think this was good for anybody.”’
Garry Shandling

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Sex Jokes

Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food?
A:Because they can't catch it!

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Food Jokes Animal Jokes

A guy walked into a bar and said
"Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender."
But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up.
The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a вееr for everyone, even the bartender, and the bartender beat him up since the guy couldn't pay.
Then the next day, the guy said "Beers for everyone! But not you, bartender!"
The bartender said "Why?"
The guy replyed "You're violent when you're drunк!"

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Money jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes

1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiот.
3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to аssаulт you
4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.
6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Рsyсhо Bob.

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I had two women in my bed the other day.
I got home from work and discovered my wife is having a lеsвiаn affair.

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Jokes about Women Office and Work Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes

Wife to husband: ‘I need a new dress.’
Husband: ‘What’s wrong with the dress you’ve got?’
Wife: ‘It’s too long and the veil keeps getting in my eyes.’

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Marriage and Family Jokes

Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.

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Office and Work Jokes Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem.
As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed.
"I'm so ashamed, and dirтy Doctor," she said,
"I guess I let myself go."
The physician was checking hers eyes and ears.
"Don't feel ashamed, Miss.
You don't look that bad."
"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked.
The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said,
"Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."

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Jokes about Women Medical and Doctor Jokes Animal Jokes Dirty jokes

If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.

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Chuck Norris Jokes