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The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes
The South has 'mater samiches The North has coffeehouses
The South has Waffle Houses The North has dating services
The South has family reunions The North has switchblade knives
The South has Lee Press-on Nails The North has double last names
The South has double first names The North has Ted Kennedy
The South has Jesse Helms The North has an ambulance
The South has an amalance The North has the Mafia
The South has NASCAR The North has Indy car races
The South has Swamp Buggy races The North has Cream of Wheat or Oatmeal
The South has grits The North has green salads
The South has collard greens and chitlins The North has lobsters
The South has crawdads The North has Distilleries, Breweries, and liquor stores
The South has stills, shine, and them ridgerunners The North has the rust belt
The South has the Bible Belt The North has Dan Quayle
The South has Bill Clinton 
The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes
The South has 'mater samiches
The North has coffeehouses
The South has Waffle Houses
The North has dating services
The South has family reunions
The North has switchblade knives
The South has Lee Press-on Nails
The North has double last names
The South has double first names
The North has Ted Kennedy
The South has Jesse Helms
The North has an ambulance
The South has an amalance
The North has the Mafia
The South has NASCAR
The North has Indy car races
The South has Swamp Buggy races
The North has Cream of Wheat or Oatmeal
The South has grits
The North has green salads
The South has collard greens and chitlins
The North has lobsters
The South has crawdads
The North has Distilleries, Breweries, and liquor stores
The South has stills, shine, and them ridgerunners
The North has the rust belt
The South has the Bible Belt
The North has Dan Quayle
The South has Bill Clinton
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An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor’s office.
“Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.”
“I have good news for you,” the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications.
“Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over.”
“Great,” the blonde answered, “I’ll try anything. Let’s give it a shot.”
A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever.
“Doc, your plan is no good. I’m more tired than before!”
“I don’t understand how that could be”, said the doctor, shaking his head. “Those are the strongest pills on the market!”
“That may be true,” answered the blonde wearily, “but I’m still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one it’s hard getting him to swallow the pill!
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Мастика Влюбени се целуват Oye, ahora que nos besamos me tragué tu chicle. C'est un gars qui emmène sa petite amie voir un film au cinéma. Après un long et profond baiser, la fille rougit et dit à son amoureux : "Je pense que j'ai avalé ton chewing gum" Et le gars répond... Due adolescenti sono seduti a sbaciucchiarsi su una panchina. Lei: “Ehi, credo di avere inghiottito il tuo chewing-gum !”. Lui: “No, non ti preoccupare, sono solo un po’ raffreddato…”
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